Dragon

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Apr 24, 2003
27,407
These questions in the US Visa application are hilarious

Do you seek to engage in espionage, sabotage, export control violations, or any other illegal activity while in the United States?

Do you seek to engage in terrorist activities while in the United States or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities?
Have you ever or do you intend to provide financial assistance or other support to terrorists or terrorist organizations?
Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization?
Have you ever ordered, incited, committed, assisted, or otherwise participated in genocide?
Have you ever committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in torture?
Have you committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in extrajudicial killings, political killings, or other acts of violence?

Are you coming to the United States to engage in prostitution or unlawful commercialized vice or have you been engaged in prostitution or procuring prostitutes within the past 10 years? :lol:
 

Ford Prefect

Senior Member
May 28, 2009
10,557
These questions in the US Visa application are hilarious

Do you seek to engage in espionage, sabotage, export control violations, or any other illegal activity while in the United States?

Do you seek to engage in terrorist activities while in the United States or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities?
Have you ever or do you intend to provide financial assistance or other support to terrorists or terrorist organizations?
Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization?
Have you ever ordered, incited, committed, assisted, or otherwise participated in genocide?
Have you ever committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in torture?
Have you committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in extrajudicial killings, political killings, or other acts of violence?

Are you coming to the United States to engage in prostitution or unlawful commercialized vice or have you been engaged in prostitution or procuring prostitutes within the past 10 years? :lol:
My brother goes to the us most summers and he has to answer all of those and stuff about being a nazi war criminal. I want to know what homeland security think will happen....someone will go 'damn you've got me, if only you hadn't asked those pesky questions'
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
117,320
These questions in the US Visa application are hilarious

Do you seek to engage in espionage, sabotage, export control violations, or any other illegal activity while in the United States?

Do you seek to engage in terrorist activities while in the United States or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities?
Have you ever or do you intend to provide financial assistance or other support to terrorists or terrorist organizations?
Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization?
Have you ever ordered, incited, committed, assisted, or otherwise participated in genocide?
Have you ever committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in torture?
Have you committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in extrajudicial killings, political killings, or other acts of violence?

Are you coming to the United States to engage in prostitution or unlawful commercialized vice or have you been engaged in prostitution or procuring prostitutes within the past 10 years? :lol:
Well, even if you answered no to the final question, I wouldn't let you in!

Extrajudicial killings? This TARD administration does those daily in Pakistan with predator drones, so I guess we will have to deport Obama.
 

The Curr

Senior Member
Feb 3, 2007
33,703
These questions in the US Visa application are hilarious

Do you seek to engage in espionage, sabotage, export control violations, or any other illegal activity while in the United States?

Do you seek to engage in terrorist activities while in the United States or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities?
Have you ever or do you intend to provide financial assistance or other support to terrorists or terrorist organizations?
Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization?
Have you ever ordered, incited, committed, assisted, or otherwise participated in genocide?
Have you ever committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in torture?
Have you committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in extrajudicial killings, political killings, or other acts of violence?

Are you coming to the United States to engage in prostitution or unlawful commercialized vice or have you been engaged in prostitution or procuring prostitutes within the past 10 years? :lol:
I answered "yes" to all except for the genocide one where I said "only a little one". Can I have a visa now?
 

Dragon

Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
27,407
My brother goes to the us most summers and he has to answer all of those and stuff about being a nazi war criminal. I want to know what homeland security think will happen....someone will go 'damn you've got me, if only you hadn't asked those pesky questions'
:lol: I know right

These questions are in the application for the visa of a 16 year old
 
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Apr 12, 2004
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    Haha no I can't the teacher is a female and the director of the Engineering School so I don't think she'd be too pleased

    However I will admit I used being a female to my advantage a couple of times during college:D
    Yea, because you are a 4-letter word beginning with "s" and rhymes with "butt."
    These questions in the US Visa application are hilarious

    Do you seek to engage in espionage, sabotage, export control violations, or any other illegal activity while in the United States?

    Do you seek to engage in terrorist activities while in the United States or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities?
    Have you ever or do you intend to provide financial assistance or other support to terrorists or terrorist organizations?
    Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization?
    Have you ever ordered, incited, committed, assisted, or otherwise participated in genocide?
    Have you ever committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in torture?
    Have you committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in extrajudicial killings, political killings, or other acts of violence?

    Are you coming to the United States to engage in prostitution or unlawful commercialized vice or have you been engaged in prostitution or procuring prostitutes within the past 10 years? :lol:
    I don't want you in my country.

    Stay out, Mexican.
     

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    Just woke up, I had the best last four days ever. Seeing Sublime last night was the icing on the cake, even though we had to wait 5 hours through shitty bands it was well worth it.
     

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