What Are You Doing Right Now? (269 Viewers)

[JBF]

To what?

Always after I finished every semester the same thing would happen to me but I did nothing about it! Now a few years later I'm graduating in something I don't like

And (no offense) that's exactly what I don't want to end up with having to live with. Im currently studying Computer Science and that evolves basicly around coding and programing and that's not something Im pationate about on the contrary I discovered my hate for it especially when shit hit the fan starting with Java. Now im considering changing my major to International Accounting.

 

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[blondu]

that jesus never existed..they found some tomb of Jesus and a dozen of brothers burried in the Gethsemane garden..but the time those were burried there was +300 BC..

 

[swag]

I feel like death, like a monkey has taken a shit in my mouth and beaten me around the head for days!

This is why i told my friends not to buy my shots! Fuck it, i need to eat some pig!

Now that's what I am talking about!!

This is a Saturday night, Sheik.

Jesus once said, "Show me your friends, and I'll show you who you are."

Jesus also said, "Tell Mohammed I got the strippers for Buddha's bachelor party."

And Burke once said, "Show me your tits!"

Jesus did exist, but he was just another politician, to say he "never existed" is just ridiculous.

Ditto. Saying Jesus didn't even exist is taking atheism to historical revisionist extremes.

 

[Bjerknes]

Jesus should have made his disciples drink his urine.

 

[swag]

Jesus should have made his disciples drink his urine.

Better still: he should have made them drink holy wine, then pulled the ol' water-into-urine trick once it was in their mouths.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Jesus was nothing but a con artist.

agreed

that jesus never existed..they found some tomb of Jesus and a dozen of brothers burried in the Gethsemane garden..but the time those were burried there was +300 BC..

Jesus and his 12 black friends.

 

[Bjerknes]

Better still: he should have made them drink holy wine, then pulled the ol' water-into-urine trick once it was in their mouths.

JESUS JUICE!

 

[Dragon]

And (no offense) that's exactly what I don't want to end up with having to live with. Im currently studying Computer Science and that evolves basicly around coding and programing and that's not something Im pationate about on the contrary I discovered my hate for it especially when shit hit the fan starting with Java. Now im considering changing my major to International Accounting.

International accounting?? Why? Seems so boring

Well if you're not enjoying it then switch asap! I never did because I was getting good grades and the classes I took were interesting but I wasn't passionate about them. However my major isn't as specific as yours so I can work basically in every area I want and I don't feel I completely lost 5 years of my life!

 

[Bjerknes]

that jesus never existed..they found some tomb of Jesus and a dozen of brothers burried in the Gethsemane garden..but the time those were burried there was +300 BC..

They were Illuminist Brotheroids sent down from their flying saucer but couldn't get beamed back up because they were too busy shagging Mary.

That's where the whole "Countdown On My Mother" spammer videos originally came from.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

JESUS JUICE!

AMAZING!

They were Illuminist Brotheroids sent down from their flying saucer but couldn't get beamed back up because they were too busy shagging Mary.

That's where the whole "Countdown On My Mother" spammer videos originally came from.

 

[swag]

JESUS JUICE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwGN32Ld-Ho#t=2m54s

 

[Enron]

Jesus didn't exist.

But Jesus has always been working in the garden.

 

[Bjerknes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwGN32Ld-Ho#t=2m54s

Mah nigga!

 

[JBF]

International accounting?? Why? Seems so boring

Well if you're not enjoying it then switch asap! I never did because I was getting good grades and the classes I took were interesting but I wasn't passionate about them. However my major isn't as specific as yours so I can work basically in every area I want and I don't feel I completely lost 5 years of my life!

Trust me its not even as half boring as programming is.

Well I wouldn't either if I had good grades too tbh not that I failed those courses and all but I didn't excel either, most of the time I ended up having a B or a C at the worst scenario.

 

[Bjerknes]

Where are all the pissed Catholics?

 

[Bjerknes]

Jesus didn't exist.

But Jesus has always been working in the garden.

Jesus was an illegal immigrant.

 

[swag]

Jesus didn't exist.

But Jesus has always been working in the garden.

Is that a euphemism for molesting underage girls?

 

[Ford Prefect]

Is that a euphemism for molesting underage girls?

the catholics had to learn it from somewhere!

 

[blondu]

agreed


Jesus and his 12 black friends.

jesus was a brownie..

They were Illuminist Brotheroids sent down from their flying saucer but couldn't get beamed back up because they were too busy shagging Mary.

That's where the whole "Countdown On My Mother" spammer videos originally came from.

..

Jesus didn't exist.

But Jesus has always been working in the garden.

i don't get it ..

 

[Enron]

i don't get it ..

Pretend you're a white person when you say the first Jesus.

Then pretend your Fabi when you say the second (pronounced Hey Zues).