What Are You Doing Right Now? (109 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Some DC United player scored a really cool goal last weekend. Saw it today on espn

Allsopp.

 

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[Bjerknes]

DC is so bad this year. We finally get a keeper and we lose all our good players.

It is such a joke.

 

[Enron]

Perkins is out so we've got a 19 year old in the nets.

 

[Bjerknes]

What a boring match.

We might as well field a combination of our high school teams.

 

[Enron]

Pretty much. DC's striker must be the slowest in a while. Can't get to any balls.

 

[Bjerknes]

Pretty much. DC's striker must be the slowest in a while. Can't get to any balls.

You couldn't field a worse team if you tried.

 

[Luca]

Andy do me a favour, I'm having an arguement with a mate about brian ching, could you sum up how shit he is for me please?

 

[Bjerknes]

The only good thing he does is hold up the ball, which he isn't even that great at. Passing is horrible, shooting is horrible, pace is lethargic, aerial ability is average, and his football brain is mediocre. He's only scored 11 goals in 44 caps and all his goals came against the worst of the worst in CONCACAF, like Barbados and T&T.

He does nothing for our play.

 

[Enron]

What's your mate saying Luca?

 

[.zero]

...

You shaved

Bastard

 

[Nicholas]

Brian Ching sounds like he deserves to be in the local Chinese restaurant.

 

[Enron]

He's a Hilo Boy.

 

[Luca]

What's your mate saying Luca?

Unbelieably that he's a really good striker with target man qualities, he sounds really in love with him. To be fair to the idiot he thinks Ballotelli is the best thing since sliced bread.

 

[Nicholas]

Unbelieably that he's a really good striker with target man qualities, he sounds really in love with him. To be fair to the idiot he thinks Ballotelli is the best thing since sliced bread.

When did Osman get into the UK?

 

[Red]

You shaved

Bastard

Sorry, sir.

It was starting to get uncomfortable.

Give it a month and the situation will probably be rectified.

 

[Enron]

Unbelieably that he's a really good striker with target man qualities, he sounds really in love with him. To be fair to the idiot he thinks Ballotelli is the best thing since sliced bread.

He's good for Dynamo in the MLS, but he's not much of an International player and tends to disappear into Brian McBride's shadow during big matches.

To your friend's defense. Ballotelli is a good player.

 

[Bjerknes]

Unbelieably that he's a really good striker with target man qualities, he sounds really in love with him. To be fair to the idiot he thinks Ballotelli is the best thing since sliced bread.

Ching has only been a detriment to the national side. He adds basically nothing besides tap-ins against weak teams.

There is no reason to waste time with someone who rates that guy.

 

[Luca]

When did Osman get into the UK?

Haha, a few of my mates really seem to bum off him because they love him on pro which instantly makes him amazing in real life. Despite some of his titanic idiot moments when on the ball.

 

[Christina]

I wanna go watch a movie. Suggestions?

 

[Bjerknes]

My god this team sucks.