What Are You Doing Right Now? (298 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

So it was you who sold me that fake, ripped off Juve gear???

I've never sold anything on Ebay. Only bought em.

Asif, on the other hand...

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[swag]

Ebay India just suspended my account, and are unwilling to mention the exact reason why. Those fuckin twats!

Jihad time. int:

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Jihad is old fashioned. Time to cyber-attack their ass!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Greg, just posted some great old-school Juventuz pics in that other thread.

 

[Bjerknes]

Job market still fucked up there?

18% U-6 real unemployment, baby.

 

[Bjerknes]

I've never sold anything on Ebay. Only bought em.

Asif, on the other hand...

Asif, fix my cock, you cheater.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It's not the cock, you need a new whore...

 

[Enron]

Did you say you wanted to see my balls?

 

[Byrone]

I hired this IT guy a few months back & he's really great at his job. BUT for the third time now, i've caught him sucking his thumb like a fucking baby.:wth:

He's really creeping me out.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Most computer people are a little creepy.

Martin for example.

 

[Red]

That's IT guys for you.

Martin is actually remarkably normal, by computer geek standards.

 

[Byrone]

No but for a 32yr old man that way beyond fucked up. I can't get over it & i can't fire him for sucking his thumb either.

 

[Red]

He probably still gets breast fed by his mum.

Think about that next time you try to speak to him.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

No but for a 32yr old man that way beyond fucked up. I can't get over it & i can't fire him for sucking his thumb either.

In the US you could, seriously.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

No but for a 32yr old man that way beyond fucked up. I can't get over it & i can't fire him for sucking his thumb either.

I hope you don't have to use the same mouse and keyboard everyday. That'll be really creepy and gross.

 

[Byrone]

He probably still gets breast fed by his mum.

Think about that next time you try to speak to him.

His mum is pretty gross, so that won't work.

In the US you could, seriously.

I'm really doing business in the wrong continent.

I hope you don't have to use the same mouse and keyboard everyday. That'll be really creepy and gross.

Of course not, i make them wear gloves & put on booties when they enter my office.Those IT guys aren't big on hygiene.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

They're a disgrace to IT guys. Just like this other guy at work here. Smells like a sewer.

 

[Enron]

Just randomly led a group of Germans through the town.

 

[The Curr]

Cool. I like random encounters like that.

 

[Red]

His mum is pretty gross, so that won't work.

It was meant to be gross.

Did you think I was suggesting it would be nice to imagine a middle aged man suckling on his mother's teat?


Just tell him sucking his thum is unhygienic and it has to stop or else.