What Are You Doing Right Now? (247 Viewers)

[Enron]

What about pandas?

They like bamboo. IF your dick is made of bamboo or you get a comparable hard on you're in trouble.

Just cause a cat couldn't scratch it doesn't mean a panda won't bite it off.

 

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[Azzurri7]

Rab, clowns hate masturbation. However, penguins love it.

What about pandas?

 

[Azzurri7]

They like bamboo. IF your dick is made of bamboo or you get a comparable hard on you're in trouble.

Just cause a cat couldn't scratch it doesn't mean a panda won't bite it off.

 

[The Curr]

They like bamboo. IF your dick is made of bamboo or you get a comparable hard on you're in trouble.

Just cause a cat couldn't scratch it doesn't mean a panda won't bite it off.

The most accurate way to determine the age of a panda is to measure the distance between its nipples. The distance in inches is the animal's age in years. The distance in centimetres is the number of times it has fallen in love.

 

[Enron]

The most accurate way to determine the age of a panda is to measure the distance between its nipples. The distance in inches is the animal's age in years. The distance in centimetres is the number of times it has fallen in love.

And it's spots represent the number of times it's killed a masturbating penguin.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Just came home from work. Listening to Porcupine Tree.

 

[Enron]

We're discussing masturbation and how it effects clowns, penguins, and pandas.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I have no idea how someone can mas'bate to clowns. Penguins and pandas seem fine.

 

[The Curr]

Pandas are not considered a mammal – they are considered a nut; which is why Adolf Hitler, a vegetarian, was allowed to feast on pandas.

 

[Enron]

I have no idea how someone can mas'bate to clowns. Penguins and pandas seem fine.

Clowns hate masturbation. They make a sad face and run away.

 

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BLANG BLAUGH!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You watching the WVU game?

 

[Enron]

Pandas are not considered a mammal – they are considered a nut; which is why Adolf Hitler, a vegetarian, was allowed to feast on pandas.

In some cultures, Pandas are fed nuts. Which is why Adolf Hitler is lucky not to have lived in China.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Clowns hate masturbation. They make a sad face and run away.

Fuck clowns. I can't get a hardon for those creatures.

 

[swag]

No no no. You grind up the panda penises, smoke it, and then masturbate. You guys have it all wrong...

 

[Enron]

You watching the WVU game?

Yeah. We're choking. Get us water.

 

[Enron]

No no no. You grind up the panda penises, smoke it, and then masturbate. You guys have it all wrong...

That's pretty much why a Panda will eat your cock given the opportunity.

 

[The Curr]

In some cultures, Pandas are fed nuts. Which is why Adolf Hitler is lucky not to have lived in China.

Some people believe Jesus spent some time in China (or is it Japan?). I wonder how often did the big J man mas'bate?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

A penguin in bondage. That's what floats my boat.

 

[Enron]

Some people believe Jesus spent some time in China (or is it Japan?). I wonder how often did the big J man mas'bate?

If a Panda ate his cock that would explain why he never had babies.

A penguin in bondage. That's what floats my boat.

Penguins love spunk.