What Are You Doing Right Now? (177 Viewers)

[Nenz]

Elaborate, I wanna know more

This guys 21st. I was off my face pissed. And they get a pinata going and the whole family is around it everyone in the party is watching it. And I'm watching this dickhead miss the thing like 10 times. So I said 'hey fuck it' and I ran up and kicked the damn thing, shit was flying everywhere, the family were screaming in horror, the birthday boy was screaming his head off at me it was fucking hilarious. And by the way, guess what was in there... a case of beer. Yeah the stupid muchacho fuckers were dumb enough to hit a box of glass bottles with a baseball bat.

So as soon as I had my fun a bouncer comes up and man handles me, like three of them literally threw me out. My friend who had nothing to do with it got the crap beaten out of him. And so I called the birthday boys mum an ugly bitch.. a week later her and her husband confront me. YOU CALLED ME A WHORE she said. To which I replied... your party was fucking shit go eat a borito tokitos.

Which by the way was a terrible call but I was again, very drunk.

 

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[Byrone]

Yeah finding a balance is hard, one of my bosses is so full at work that he leaves at 8 every day plus he comes in during weekends! I don't know how his wife keeps up with it...

Thanks for the advise I'm still not sure if I should go for it or just graduate and get a MBA later... I should probably get an internship in something marketing related to see if I like it or not

Pffft...sometimes i sleep at the office & Tahir keeps me company via msn.

Yup getting an internship is your best bet,that's how i wormed my way into that corporate hell hole.I was the first to arrive & last to leave,plus it didn't hurt that i got some of my superiors into clubs considering how socially classless they were.

Its gonna be extra hard for you,working with guys in a corporate environment is tough work.

TRUCK AINT WORKIN DAT GOOD.

HEY RICKY, TAP DAT SPIKET AREADY, DONT LET DA SPICS DRINK.

GET DER TRANSAM BILLY BOB! DONT LET EM COTTON PICKERS AND GOOKS STEAL DER RICE AND CORN!

I'm a mess, B. Its alot of sex drugs and alcohol and going to bed at 5am lately. See what happens when you're not around!
How about you? You never return my calls.

It's a beautiful mess. I miss being in your presence.:depressed

I'm a social retard,all work & no play,not even to spank the monkey! When are we gonna skype it up?

its also racist on your part to assume mexicans cant swim that far

 

[Delle Alpi]

Dude, that's rough. That part of Detroit isn't a walk in the park. I'm more familiar with the East side around Gratiot, Mack, 7 and 8 Mile.

It is tough Area. It was 30 minutes drive for me, because I lived on cherry hill road dearborn hights which compared to were I worked it was heaven, but those working days were amazing I had a chance to meet with a lot of american blue collar workers ( The ford company and other factories around) and had some many good chats with many. This thing opened my eyes and made me a better person and made me what I am now which is 2 years away from getting my PhD. When I came to America as an 18 year kid I didn't know plenty, but in 3 years I learned more than the whole 18 years before.

 

[Bjerknes]

This guys 21st. I was off my face pissed. And they get a pinata going and the whole family is around it everyone in the party is watching it. And I'm watching this dickhead miss the thing like 10 times. So I said 'hey fuck it' and I ran up and kicked the damn thing, shit was flying everywhere, the family were screaming in horror, the birthday boy was screaming his head off at me it was fucking hilarious. And by the way, guess what was in there... a case of beer. Yeah the stupid muchacho fuckers were dumb enough to hit a box of glass bottles with a baseball bat.

So as soon as I had my fun a bouncer comes up and man handles me, like three of them literally threw me out. My friend who had nothing to do with it got the crap beaten out of him. And so I called the birthday boys mum an ugly bitch.. a week later her and her husband confront me. YOU CALLED ME A WHORE she said. To which I replied... your party was fucking shit go eat a borito tokitos.

Which by the way was a terrible call but I was again, very drunk.

I have heard this fantastic story before. Top notch, Tony.

 

[Dragon]

This guys 21st. I was off my face pissed. And they get a pinata going and the whole family is around it everyone in the party is watching it. And I'm watching this dickhead miss the thing like 10 times. So I said 'hey fuck it' and I ran up and kicked the damn thing, shit was flying everywhere, the family were screaming in horror, the birthday boy was screaming his head off at me it was fucking hilarious. And by the way, guess what was in there... a case of beer. Yeah the stupid muchacho fuckers were dumb enough to hit a box of glass bottles with a baseball bat.

So as soon as I had my fun a bouncer comes up and man handles me, like three of them literally threw me out. My friend who had nothing to do with it got the crap beaten out of him. And so I called the birthday boys mum an ugly bitch.. a week later her and her husband confront me. YOU CALLED ME A WHORE she said. To which I replied... your party was fucking shit go eat a borito tokitos.

Which by the way was a terrible call but I was again, very drunk.

Pinatas are a big part of my childhood memories

 

[Nenz]

It's a beautiful mess. I miss being in your presence.:depressed

I'm a social retard,all work & no play,not even to spank the monkey! When are we gonna skype it up?

I'll get skype and a camera. I'll show you my weiner.

 

[Byrone]

This guys 21st. I was off my face pissed. And they get a pinata going and the whole family is around it everyone in the party is watching it. And I'm watching this dickhead miss the thing like 10 times. So I said 'hey fuck it' and I ran up and kicked the damn thing, shit was flying everywhere, the family were screaming in horror, the birthday boy was screaming his head off at me it was fucking hilarious. And by the way, guess what was in there... a case of beer. Yeah the stupid muchacho fuckers were dumb enough to hit a box of glass bottles with a baseball bat.

So as soon as I had my fun a bouncer comes up and man handles me, like three of them literally threw me out. My friend who had nothing to do with it got the crap beaten out of him. And so I called the birthday boys mum an ugly bitch.. a week later her and her husband confront me. YOU CALLED ME A WHORE she said. To which I replied... your party was fucking shit go eat a borito tokitos.

Which by the way was a terrible call but I was again, very drunk.

Trust a wog to do this shit.

 

[Byrone]

I'll get skype and a camera. I'll show you my weiner.

I'll do one better & tan my nutz,big boi.

 

[Dragon]

Pffft...sometimes i sleep at the office & Tahir keeps me company via msn.

Yup getting an internship is your best bet,that's how i wormed my way into that corporate hell hole.I was the first to arrive & last to leave,plus it didn't hurt that i got some of my superiors into clubs considering how socially classless they were.

Its gonna be extra hard for you,working with guys in a corporate environment is tough work.

Working in a corporate company sucks, I wanna open my own sometime but that is necessary work experience IMO

I would rather 1000x work with guys than girls, women are soooo much competitive and bitchier

 

[Zé Tahir]

This guys 21st. I was off my face pissed. And they get a pinata going and the whole family is around it everyone in the party is watching it. And I'm watching this dickhead miss the thing like 10 times. So I said 'hey fuck it' and I ran up and kicked the damn thing, shit was flying everywhere, the family were screaming in horror, the birthday boy was screaming his head off at me it was fucking hilarious. And by the way, guess what was in there... a case of beer. Yeah the stupid muchacho fuckers were dumb enough to hit a box of glass bottles with a baseball bat.

So as soon as I had my fun a bouncer comes up and man handles me, like three of them literally threw me out. My friend who had nothing to do with it got the crap beaten out of him. And so I called the birthday boys mum an ugly bitch.. a week later her and her husband confront me. YOU CALLED ME A WHORE she said. To which I replied... your party was fucking shit go eat a borito tokitos.

Which by the way was a terrible call but I was again, very drunk.

Awesome.

 

[Nenz]

I'll do one better & tan my nutz,big boi.

I shave mine and rub lotion on them... the things are smooth as eggs.

 

[Bjerknes]

It is tough Area. It was 30 minutes drive for me, because I lived on cherry hill road dearborn hights which compared to were I worked it was heaven, but those working days were amazing I had a chance to meet with a lot of american blue collar workers ( The ford company and other factories around) and had some many good chats with many. This thing opened my eyes and made me a better person and made me what I am now which is 2 years away from getting my PhD. When I came to America as an 18 year kid I didn't know plenty, but in 3 years I learned more than the whole 18 years before.

You may have even spoken with one of my relatives, had a few who managed a couple Dearborn plants. Those guys work very hard.

Pinatas are a big part of my childhood memories

Well yeah, of course. You're a Mexican.

 

[Dragon]

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Well yeah, of course. You're a Mexican.

I had a feeling you'd say that

 

[Bjerknes]

I had a feeling you'd say that

Indeed. Despite being very poor with geography, I still got this one right!

 

[Byrone]

Working in a corporate company sucks, I wanna open my own sometime but that is necessary work experience IMO

I would rather 1000x work with guys than girls, women are soooo much competitive and bitchier

Depends,if you're single its great but at a cost.Opening your own business is tough work trust me.You really have to work on your business plan,big time.Don't let some company do it for you.If you can,stay way from bank loans!

I have one or two guys at my office,the rest are female & they are far more productive than the men.But yeah they can be very catty & petty.

I shave mine and rub lotion on them... the things are smooth as eggs.

I'll use hair remover to clean up my acorns plus i'll write nenna waz here on my crotch,with the sun tan lotion.Your mark will be there for ages.

 

[Dragon]

Indeed. Despite being very poor with geography, I still got this one right!

Got what right? :confused2

 

[Delle Alpi]

You may have even spoken with one of my relatives, had a few who managed a couple Dearborn plants. Those guys work very hard.

I might. and yes these guys worked really hard. Very long shifts and physically demanding jobs. That's why I have alot of respect to them. They knew I was an Arab, were nice to me even right after the 2001 and none of them were ever racist to me at all, but once I went down to Ohio I hated it and yeah those damn arabs

 

[Nenz]

I'll use hair remover to clean up my acorns plus i'll write nenna waz here on my crotch,with the sun tan lotion.Your mark will be there for ages.

I love you.

 

[Dragon]

Depends,if you're single its great but at a cost.Opening your own business is tough work trust me.You really have to work on your business plan,big time.Don't let some company do it for you.If you can,stay way from bank loans!

I have one or two guys at my office,the rest are female & they are far more productive than the men.But yeah they can be very catty & petty.

True, I'd wanna open it in like five years with some of my own money so I don't have to rely on loans like you said.

i'll write nenna waz here on my crotch,with the sun tan lotion.Your mark will be there for ages.

Do show pics please

 

[Bjerknes]

Got what right? :confused2

That you're a spic.

I might. and yes these guys worked really hard. Very long shifts and physically demanding jobs. That's why I have alot of respect to them. They knew I was an Arab, were nice to me even right after the 2001 and none of them were ever racist to me at all.

I'm glad to hear that. In my view those guys are part of the hardest working city in America. Too bad they were sold out by the politicians and their "owners".