What Are You Doing Right Now? (219 Viewers)

[Enron]

Oh look Jevan Snead. He's good.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[swag]

Oh look Jevan Snead. He's good.

Then why does his name look like I'm playing Jumble?

 

[swag]

It appears that I may have to go to Lexington, KY in the near future.

Two words for you: bourbon, pork.

 

[Enron]

Then why does his name look like I'm playing Jumble?

Cause he's from Mississippi.

 

[swag]

But you know, there are days I really love being in San Francisco -- where I can discover local publications like "Carnal San Francisco" and find their headline is this:

Fire Dept Cuts Dumbbell Collar Off Dumb Man's Penis
http://sf.carnalnation.com/content/31813/10/fire-dept-cuts-dumbbell-collar-dumb-mans-penis

File this under: Worst. Cockring. Ever. We've been trying to figure out whether or not the guy in this story merits a Darwin Award. On the one hand, he didn't wind up killing himself, which is the usual criteria for "winning" a Darwin; on the other, he may have removed all possibility of reproduction, which is just as good in the long run. It seems that the Hoag Memorial Hospital in Newport Beach, California, had to call in a Search and Rescue squad from the local fire department to cut through a steel dumbbell collar—the thing you put on the end of the bar to keep the weights from sliding off—that had been stuck on a man's penis for two to three days. By the time he got to the hospital, the man's penis had blackened and swelled to five times its normal size.

Most incredibly, the man at first refused to have the ring removed, saying cryptically, "This will make me the chief of my tribe." He apparently believed that the weight from the steel collar would make his penis longer. Instead, it blocked the flow of the blood out of his penis so that it swelled so large he couldn't take the collar off. It took two hours of careful sawing through the ring for firefighters to cut through the inch of steel. A watering system had to be constructed so that sparks from the blade didn't fly across the room as it cut through the one-inch steel ring. Costa Mesa Battalion Chief Scott Broussard said that the operation proved the skill of the city firefighters' skills: "If we're cutting people out of some kind of building, or if we're cutting right up next to somebody's flesh and don't damage his flesh, then it's a good day," he said. No word yet on the patient's condition, or his chances for adding to the gene pool. If nothing else, he at least deserves an honorable mention in the next round of Darwins.

 

[Bjerknes]

Protesters first rallied in Arsenal Park, then spread to streets around the park at 40th Street and Penn Avenue, some lying down in the street and others chanting: "Bankers, bankers, watch your back, we don't protest, we attack!"

:jvefan:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews...2V jA3luX3RvcF9zdG9yeQRzbGsDcG9saWNldXNlcGVw


Fucking police.

 

[Yamen]

checking some arabic football forums and mocking inter fans as they celebrate being on top !!

 

[Bjerknes]

Two words for you: bourbon, pork.

Yummy town.

But you know, there are days I really love being in San Francisco -- where I can discover local publications like "Carnal San Francisco" and find their headline is this:

Fire Dept Cuts Dumbbell Collar Off Dumb Man's Penis
http://sf.carnalnation.com/content/31813/10/fire-dept-cuts-dumbbell-collar-dumb-mans-penis

Idiot.

 

[Enron]

What about the mayor?

 

[Bjerknes]

Quimby?

 

[Enron]

Quimby?

In Pittsburgh. You said "fuck the police", I think you missed a few others who deserve a "fuck you" as well. Like the mayor of Pittsburgh, other city officials, and the G20 in general.

 

[Bjerknes]

In Pittsburgh. You said "fuck the police", I think you missed a few others who deserve a "fuck you" as well. Like the mayor of Pittsburgh, other city officials, and the G20 in general.

I said fucking police.

What's wrong with the P-Burg mayor?

But yes indeed, fuck the G20.

 

[Enron]

I said fucking police.

What's wrong with the P-Burg mayor?

But yes indeed, fuck the G20.

Oh word.

The Mayor more than likely ordered police to use dispersement techniques on the protesters. You know gotta protect Pittsburgh's image as being "tough on crime". Trying to show control over his city in front of the G20ers.

 

[.zero]

Cause he's from Mississippi.

actually he's from texas

he transferred out when colt won the starting job at UT

 

[Bjerknes]

Oh word.

The Mayor more than likely ordered police to use dispersement techniques on the protesters. You know gotta protect Pittsburgh's image as being "tough on crime". Trying to show control over his city in front of the G20ers.

Apparently the military is there using LRAD sound cannons.

Last time I checked, the military using weapons against American citizens on public streets is against the Posse Comitatus Act, but hey, it's fun seeing people getting their ass kicked by the National Guard.

 

[Enron]

Apparently the military is there using LRAD sound cannons.

Last time I checked, the military using weapons against American citizens on public streets is against the Posse Comitatus Act, but hey, it's fun seeing people getting their ass kicked by the National Guard.

The guy in the vid using an LRAD was a police vehicle. Some consider LRAD to be kind of a joke, unless it's the highest grade. I guess the NG could possibly be doing the same thing I haven't seen much news. I don't think these protests and police retaliation will surpass Seattle '98.

Then again Pittsburgh did kind of ask for this.

 

[Enron]

actually he's from texas

he transferred out when colt won the starting job at UT

Well it's a state with goofy white folks. So him being from Mississippi is like you being from China.

 

[.zero]

Well it's a state with goofy white folks. So him being from Mississippi is like you being from China.

i don't follow

 

[Bjerknes]

The guy in the vid using an LRAD was a police vehicle. Some consider LRAD to be kind of a joke, unless it's the highest grade. I guess the NG could possibly be doing the same thing I haven't seen much news. I don't think these protests and police retaliation will surpass Seattle '98.

Then again Pittsburgh did kind of ask for this.

Seattle was pretty bad.

I just wonder if there aren't any undercover cops screwing around out there to get protesters in trouble, just like they did in Denver.

http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_10920817

All I have to say is... Patriot Act, PATRIOT ACT! :jvefan:

 

[Enron]

i don't follow

You're a brown skinned fellow that comes from a land with weird food and funny music... basically China.

Snead is a white boy with a goof name from a state with folks that hate black people... basically Mississippi.

I was making a joke.