What Are You Doing Right Now? (194 Viewers)

[icemaη]

i haven't drank in 3 days

You alrite boy?

 

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[Byrone]

Yeh that photo is kak jaas she tells me

No thats how the coloured boys do it.Your Indian cousins hit it up like this: "What kind stekkie,hows going.I was choonin wit da other bra & he said i can poke you dere by yo posie"

Basically, "Sup shorty,how ya doin? I spoke to some dude & he said i can bang you at your crib."

 

[.zero]

HA! Maybe it's a hangover from four days ago then. Maybe? Maybe? Or not?

most likely not, but i appreciate your due diligence on following up with me on this matter :coffee:

You alrite boy?

i don't know anymore

 

[IrishZebra]

I've just got a hair cut (faux hawk)

Faux Hawk


3 back and sides high at the back , tidy up the top with scissors, job done.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I'm hungry and I'm forcing my mom to make me something to eat.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Back from school, shower then I might crash out.

 

[Byrone]

Mommies boy. Learn to cook,asshole.

 

[.zero]

I'm hungry and I'm forcing my mom to make me something to eat.

what a jerk you turned out to be

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Damn, Ted Kennedy died, didn't know that.

 

[Firestarter]

No thats how the coloured boys do it.Your Indian cousins hit it up like this: "What kind stekkie,hows going.I was choonin wit da other bra & he said i can poke you dere by yo posie"

Basically, "Sup shorty,how ya doin? I spoke to some dude & he said i can bang you at your crib."

I would so use that.

 

[Delle Alpi]

Faux Hawk


3 back and sides high at the back , tidy up the top with scissors, job done.

It's not worth it to risk it, but I'm digging the new look. Kept a lil bit in the back, I got the portuguese faux hawk

 

[.zero]

No thats how the coloured boys do it.Your Indian cousins hit it up like this: "What kind stekkie,hows going.I was choonin wit da other bra & he said i can poke you dere by yo posie"

Basically, "Sup shorty,how ya doin? I spoke to some dude & he said i can bang you at your crib."

 

[Byrone]

what a jerk you turned out to be

I would so use that.

If she grabs you by the balls its game on but if she slaps you its a tko.

 

[Dostoevsky]

what a jerk you turned out to be

That's harsh, no?

Mommies boy. Learn to cook,asshole.

She knows that I'm an lazzy ass so I'm being ignored always. I know to make sandwiches.

 

[Delle Alpi]

Damn, Ted Kennedy died, didn't know that.

Yes, Just before midnight. I was watching a freaky oprah show about bacterial infection at 1 am and they brought a breaking news.

 

[JCK]

I'm hungry and I'm forcing my mom to make me something to eat.

Go get yourself a foot long spicy italian from Subway because that's what I'll be getting on my way to the match. With extra jalapenos.

 

[Firestarter]

:If she grabs you by the balls its game on but if she slaps you its a tko.

Nahhhh, but I guess you have to be prepared for the worst: Peuerto Rico bitch!

 

[Bjerknes]

Go get yourself a foot long spicy italian from Subway because that's what I'll be getting on my way to the match. With extra jalapenos.

DUDE, that's my favorite sub from there... with the same fixings.

 

[JCK]

DUDE, that's my favorite sub from there... with the same fixings.

What's your favourite bread?

 

[Byrone]

She knows that I'm an lazzy ass so I'm being ignored always. I know to make sandwiches.

You better make a shitload of cash & get a personal chef or marry some short,hairy italian woman to cook for you or else you are doomed.

Nahhhh, but I guess you have to be prepared for the worst: Peuerto Rico bitch!

Damn shes smokin. I had a mexican gf once,the only part i hated was when she told me off in spanish & always in public.

She was a real siren.