What Are You Doing Right Now? (209 Viewers)

[Delle Alpi]

Finished watching Arsenal murdering Everton. Now it's time to go work out in the gym. Later.

 

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[Bjerknes]

They call me candle guy, just cuz I set myself on fire.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/13/woman-sets-self-on-fire-w_n_259203.html

 

[Bjerknes]

Time for the DC United match and the Lions vs. Falcons. Hmm, what to watch.

Seeing the Lions' O-Line get our QB killed in a scrimmage, or United play.

Tough choice.

 

[Red]

About to watch some of the USPGA.

 

[Bjerknes]

Golf is boring as hell to watch.

 

[Red]

I only watch majors.

I can't be bothered with the normal week-to-week stuff.

 

[Bjerknes]

Can't believe DC is so stupid to not play Szetela. Clyde Simms is garbage.

 

[Bjerknes]

God, DC's defense sucks so much. Almost 1-0 already.

 

[Bjerknes]

Look at what this sports writer here wrote.

While you read this, I'm lying on a beach or playing golf in New England. Which means it's time for my annual column of random thoughts about sports. But recently I realized that my column of random sports thoughts is really . . . a blog. Or, OMG . . . tweets! So here is this year's vacation thoughts column . . . blog . . . or tweets. Or . . . whatever.

-- Can anyone explain why there are so many ties in Major League Soccer? Look at D.C. United. About half of the team's matches have ended in ties. I guess because the games are low-scoring, the chance of a tie goes way up.


-- Maybe MLS teams should play a 15-minute overtime period, with seven players on a side and no goalies. I think that would be real exciting.

:dielaugh:

 

[Red]

Confirms all I ever suspected about Americans and their attitude to soccer.

 

[Osman]

That wasnt said toungue in cheek or sarcastically?

 

[Bjerknes]

Nah, that person is being serious. He's a writer for the Washington Kid's Post and is apparently pretty dumb when it comes to soccer. And no, he isn't a "kid" though, even if he's trying to be.

Could you imagine that shit? Hell, if you're going to do that, why not just suspend all the rules and equip teams with handguns during OT.

 

[Red]

I remember a different American suggestion to 'improve' football a few years ago.

It seemed to involve awarding more points for scoring from further away like in basketball.

Ingenius.

 

[Bjerknes]

Yeah, that shit is so stupid.

But then again, the Welsh FA did try to promote changing the offsides rule to only being enforced in the box, so it's not just the Americans with the dumb ideas.

 

[Red]

It's not without good reason that no-one ever listens to the Welsh.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Just woke up after a good sleep. Hadnt taken a dump for 2 days, so i let the motherfucker rip now! Feels so satisfying!

 

[Bjerknes]

Fucking DC United. Yet another loss when I watch them.

Seen about half of their matches this season, maybe a little more, and I've only seen them win twice. They always lose or draw when I can see them play.

Crap defense.

 

[Bjerknes]

And our rookie QB for the Lions just got picked off as soon as I turned the game on.

 

[Red]

Tiger's getting hunted down...

 

[Bjerknes]

Good. I hate that sack 'o shit.