What Are You Doing Right Now? (794 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The second movie "Nigger" is based on Crash and talks about everyone's racial tendencies, even when they don't think they are being racist.

There is a guest appearance by President Obama where he and a cast member get into an argument:

Obama: Would you vote for me?
Cast Member: No, I'm a republican.
Obama: RACIST!
Cast Member: No, I'm just a republican!
Obama: Would you vote for me?
Cast Member: No, I can't, I'm a republican.
Obama: RACIST!
Cast Member: FINE, I'LL VOTE FOR YOU!
Obama: Nigger lover.

Also, there is a scene in Crash where the Mexican locksmith tries to fix an Iranian man's door, we've changed it a bit, the Iranian is played by Chris Walken:

Locksmith: I fixed your cock, but you need a new whore.
Walken: I paid you to fix my cock!
Locksmith: I DID FIX YOUR COCK, BUT YOU NEED A NEW WHORE!
Walken: YOU CHEATER, YOU FIX MY COCK!
Locksmith: IT'S NOT YOUR COCK, IT'S YOUR WHORE!
Walken: Ohh, so you have pimp friend in whore business?
Locksmith: No, I don't have a pimp in the whore business, bro.
Walken: THEN FIX MY COCK, YOU CHEATER!
Locksmith: IT'S YOUR FUCKING WHORE!
(Locksmith walks out.)
Walken: YOU CHEATER, GET BACK HERE AND FIX MY COCK!

 

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[Bjerknes]

I love those lines, they're epic.

 

[Eddy]

 

[Bjerknes]

BLOOM!!

Number One Party School again.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09208/986704-100.stm?cmpid=latest.xml/

 

[Bjerknes]

This shit is so awesome.

 

[Seven]

So I can post?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, they are working some of the kinks out for you.

 

[Seven]

ok so there has been a little bit of discussion about you and your conduct (once again) funnily enough the person showing most indifference towards you is Tahir,i have taken drastic measures and banned you from teh hangout,off-topic,news and religion forums simply to stop you from jumping head first into the traffic.

you need to ease up here seven, many of us were keen to get you back when you were permanently banned and some folk have just cause to say you have had one chance too many and that you should be gone forever

i know you will be pissed but for the time being this is hopefully a solution

How about this for unfair treatment?

 

[Seven]

Yea, they are working some of the kinks out for you.

Somehow I could read the discussion by the way. None of you made any good points whatsoever. I was already punished with the infractions. You can't punish a man twice for the same crime. Everyone knows that's insane.

You also know damn well that you're not treating me the same as others. I'm actually warned far more than anyone else on this forum for the same kind of posts. I am constantly insulted, dragged through the mud and spit on. Even some moderators insult me. So don't give me this crap. You know it reeks of bias.

 

[.zero]

The second movie "Nigger" is based on Crash and talks about everyone's racial tendencies, even when they don't think they are being racist.

There is a guest appearance by President Obama where he and a cast member get into an argument:

Obama: Would you vote for me?
Cast Member: No, I'm a republican.
Obama: RACIST!
Cast Member: No, I'm just a republican!
Obama: Would you vote for me?
Cast Member: No, I can't, I'm a republican.
Obama: RACIST!
Cast Member: FINE, I'LL VOTE FOR YOU!
Obama: Nigger lover.

Also, there is a scene in Crash where the Mexican locksmith tries to fix an Iranian man's door, we've changed it a bit, the Iranian is played by Chris Walken:

Locksmith: I fixed your cock, but you need a new whore.
Walken: I paid you to fix my cock!
Locksmith: I DID FIX YOUR COCK, BUT YOU NEED A NEW WHORE!
Walken: YOU CHEATER, YOU FIX MY COCK!
Locksmith: IT'S NOT YOUR COCK, IT'S YOUR WHORE!
Walken: Ohh, so you have pimp friend in whore business?
Locksmith: No, I don't have a pimp in the whore business, bro.
Walken: THEN FIX MY COCK, YOU CHEATER!
Locksmith: IT'S YOUR FUCKING WHORE!
(Locksmith walks out.)
Walken: YOU CHEATER, GET BACK HERE AND FIX MY COCK!

you guys need an agent and i have a friend who has worked on the sets of such shows as "The Riches", "Heroes" and "24" in L.A.

I'm sure he can help you guys out

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

This shit is so awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQUh_QHgyTM&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div

I'd love to have a wave pool if I had billions of duckets.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Somehow I could read the discussion by the way. None of you made any good points whatsoever. I was already punished with the infractions. You can't punish a man twice for the same crime. Everyone knows that's insane.

You also know damn well that you're not treating me the same as others. I'm actually warned far more than anyone else on this forum for the same kind of posts. I am constantly insulted, dragged through the mud and spit on. Even some moderators insult me. So don't give me this crap. You know it reeks of bias.

No offense, but that is all horse cock and you need to go find someone else's ass to finger, I'm all booked up over here.

 

[.zero]

Somehow I could read the discussion by the way. None of you made any good points whatsoever. I was already punished with the infractions. You can't punish a man twice for the same crime. Everyone knows that's insane.

You also know damn well that you're not treating me the same as others. I'm actually warned far more than anyone else on this forum for the same kind of posts. I am constantly insulted, dragged through the mud and spit on. Even some moderators insult me. So don't give me this crap. You know it reeks of bias.

you need a good lawyer to represent you for the injustices you are subjected to around here

how about johnny cochrane, oh wait...

 

[Bjerknes]

you guys need an agent and i have a friend who has worked on the sets of such shows as "The Riches", "Heroes" and "24" in L.A.

I'm sure he can help you guys out

I'm sure some people would laugh their asses off at our movies.

I'd love to have a wave pool if I had billions of duckets.

Yeah I know, I'm fucking dreaming of it. I'd definitely have one built at my place.

I don't think a wave pool like that would cost over $100,000.

 

[Bjerknes]

Somehow I could read the discussion by the way. None of you made any good points whatsoever. I was already punished with the infractions. You can't punish a man twice for the same crime. Everyone knows that's insane.

You also know damn well that you're not treating me the same as others. I'm actually warned far more than anyone else on this forum for the same kind of posts. I am constantly insulted, dragged through the mud and spit on. Even some moderators insult me. So don't give me this crap. You know it reeks of bias.

Where is this discussion taking place?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Mod Spot

 

[.zero]

btw i envy your av, andrew

 

[Bjerknes]

Mod Spot

How can Seven read stuff there?

btw i envy your av, andrew

It's what Burke, Enron and I will be doing later in the week at the cabin. We're going to be a bunch of jungle gooks.

 

[.zero]

How can Seven read stuff there?



It's what Burke, Enron and I will be doing later in the week at the cabin. We're going to be a bunch of jungle gooks.

 

[Bjerknes]

This is where we're going. The Jungles of WV.

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q...m1Ag&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1