Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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Anything interesting?
Yeah, me and a friend were walking through a huge busy department store; I was half naked and we were basically smashing in jewelry cases thinking we wouldn't get caught. Then the swat team came and shot us with rubber bullets and arrested us. This was all before I had sex with some extremely hot 45 year old milf.

Then the second one consisted of my family and Burke where we were trapped in some sort of weird strange laboratory place. Whomever owned the place was threatening to release a virus to the public so that the government would declare martial law. We tried to figure out how to escape, but couldn't. That's when these weird hybrid like canines with huge eyes were released in the area, but they were nice dogs and we played with them. But the government still declared martial law so we still had troops coming for us.

Nope, nothing weird here. :lol:
 

Red

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Nov 26, 2006
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Pretty run of the mill.

I keep narrowly avoiding death in various different circumstances in my dreams at the moment.

I'm sure a psychologist could read something deep and meaningful into it.
 

Eddy

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Aug 20, 2005
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Then the second one consisted of my family and Burke where we were trapped in some sort of weird strange laboratory place. Whomever owned the place was threatening to release a virus to the public so that the government would declare martial law. We tried to figure out how to escape, but couldn't. That's when these weird hybrid like canines with huge eyes were released in the area, but they were nice dogs and we played with them. But the government still declared martial law so we still had troops coming for us.
Looks like how swine flu started to me :lol:
 

Eddy

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Aug 20, 2005
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Anyways, just got back from clubbing. $18 for a white russian. FUCK THAT, can't believe I even bought it when I can make it at home. Met a nice Azeri girl that was pretty chill.


It's hot like in hell over here!
Dude, trust me, you don't even know the definition of hot.
 
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    Eddy

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    Aug 20, 2005
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    ßüякε;2073526 said:
    Did you put your key in her ignition?
    I wish dude but we met once when we were kids at a party, and I only noticed that later during the night when we talked and talked and talked. She was dating an old friend of mine and which she still is, it's been 5 years fuck me. So I really didn't go for it, and I don't think I would have even if she was going out with some random guy too which I don't know. But she was amazing, good personality, good looks and not some fucking skank. I really wish there were more girls like that at Hartford.
     

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