I've been meaning to say this for years. But thankfully, Dru, being the poet that you are, you reminded me.
F*ck Trader Joes!!!
That said... what do I know? I've decided that I have to support Serie A on the Left Coast. Meaning on July 19 I'm going down the Peninsula to Stanford Stadium here to see Inter play Club America.
Of course, I will be the guy in the parking lot with the sombrero, looking like this guy, yelling, "¡Chinga su madre, pendejo!" at Balotelli: