*Waterboards Fan in Manure Shirt*
"DO YOU STILL LIKE MAN UNITED? WILL SUCK ROONEY'S COCK?"
"Yesssss I will STOP ITTTTT."
"Okay, here comes the water."
"UGHARGHARGHARGHARGHUGUUUGGGHHHHH STROP RIT!"
"ARE YOU STILL A MANURE FAN?!"
"YERRRRRSSSSSSSHHHH"
"Okay, I'm going to tear your fingernails off one by one, you ready?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"