I treat my penis just like you do. I pull him out daily, bathe him in sulfuric acid, ask him nicely to lay down, shave him, then coat him in axel grease and slam him in a door hinge.
Noo, man that's heavy. The whole world will blow out if they knew that a legendary human "Wahdan" will be born that also knows about something called "Nike shoes".
Noo, man that's heavy. The whole world will blow out if they knew that a legendary human "Wahdan" will be born that also knows about something called "Nike shoes".