Fuck Dallas. DO IT THE RIGHT WAY OR DON'T DO IT AT ALL. St Patty's is not a fucking pic-a-nic. Its a carnival of the "all singing, all dancing scum of the earth". You get up early to drink and don't stop until you die or pass out naked a wrapping yourself in the American flag at 9:00am in the morning. It ain't a spectators sport mate. You do yourself to the deck or you don't do at allQ!