What Are You Doing Right Now? (263 Viewers)

[swag]

don't explain puns please

But they don't fit the definition of puns:

pun - A form of word play that deliberately exploits ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Where is my salad you fuckhead?

 

[Zé Tahir]

I tossed it

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[.zero]

yo yo yo

 

[Dostoevsky]

Hey Dru.

What are you up to?

 

[.zero]

nothing much, just woke up a while ago and i'm still tired from last night. watching the replay of the milan-atalanta match

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

But they don't fit the definition of puns:

pun - A form of word play that deliberately exploits ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect.

cougar. i guess i should have said pun

 

[Sadomin]

I just got electrocuted while fixing a lamp. Unpleasant.

 

[Bjerknes]

Just got back from purchasing a sweet pin stripe suit with a vest. Black with grey pin stripes, silver shirt with a bolder silver tie and light handkerchief. Nice Italian leather shoes. The shit looks fucking money.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I just got electrocuted while fixing a lamp. Unpleasant.

Oh I know the feeling.

Sucks.

 

[Bjerknes]

Let me show ya whose ass is the blackest.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Chris? That you?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I just got electrocuted while fixing a lamp. Unpleasant.

At least you are still alive...

 

[swag]

I just got electrocuted while fixing a lamp. Unpleasant.

Thought you'd change the light bulb while you were up on your ladder with the noose?

Just got back from purchasing a sweet pin stripe suit with a vest. Black with grey pin stripes, silver shirt with a bolder silver tie and light handkerchief. Nice Italian leather shoes. The shit looks fucking money.

Awesome! You, sir, sound like you've found the appreciation of an awesome suit. It's badass stuff.

When I bought my first killer suit, I got my friends to join me for "Reservoir Dogs" night... where we'd go out to restaurants and bars (and an occasional strip club) wearing our sharp suits and skinny ties (to keep the "Reservoir Dogs" theme).

 

[Bjerknes]

Awesome! You, sir, sound like you've found the appreciation of an awesome suit. It's badass stuff.

When I bought my first killer suit, I got my friends to join me for "Reservoir Dogs" night... where we'd go out to restaurants and bars (and an occasional strip club) wearing our sharp suits and skinny ties (to keep the "Reservoir Dogs" theme).

Now that is pretty word. This is my first killer suit as it's top quality stuff (better than all my others) and going to be tailored this week, so I should head out to break it in at some point. Not sure if Mr. Burke and Mr. Enron would want to join in on the occasion. umpkin:

The pin stripe look and handkerchief is probably the sharpest looking stilo I've ever seen. The pointed-toe Italian leathers are also in fashion right now.

Should provide me with the confident look needed at job interviews.

 

[Bjerknes]

Chris? That you?

I passed my account off to KRS-One for a few minutes. He had a good time.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Looks like it, tell him I said BDP is the shit.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Oh,post a picture of yourself wearing that suit Andy.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Gonna shave.