Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,749
what's with the name changes? I don't even know who's who anymore.
who the deuce are you?

I think we should all change our names, avatars, signatures, and profiles, post as usual, and see how that goes.
i did that once,changed to Dr Nick and had rami do the exact same,avatar,sig and only a space before the name that made is possible,great laugh as everyone thought i had gone mad

Thats nothing ive had three's ex gf's that got married or had babies & called me to let me know.Like im supposed to give a rats ass.
ex-"hi there Byron"
B-"hey what's up?"
ex-"i was thinking about you today,it has been a while"
B-"it sure has,jeez the last time i seen you was right after you caught me knobbing your sister,remember? you said that you wanted to take my balls off and i jumped out the window"
ex-"yeah i remember..........."
B-"so...what's up?"
ex-"just wanted to let you know...i...i just had a baby"
b-"no shit? when did we break up?"
ex-"11 months ago"
B-"so......basically you just wanted to TELL me you had a baby?"
ex-"well...yeah"
B-"thank fuck for that!"
phone clicks
ex-"hello?..........byron?"

i mean what the hell do they want from you?hi i just wanted to tell you that my vagina has been badly stretched and i will probably never be able to wear a g-string again unless i take the flaps to the inside so it does not look like a stingray is trying to escape from there:confused:
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
I never questioned your abilities:D


ex-"hi there Byron"
B-"hey what's up?"
ex-"i was thinking about you today,it has been a while"
B-"it sure has,jeez the last time i seen you was right after you caught me knobbing your sister,remember? you said that you wanted to take my balls off and i jumped out the window"
ex-"yeah i remember..........."
B-"so...what's up?"
ex-"just wanted to let you know...i...i just had a baby"
b-"no shit? when did we break up?"
ex-"11 months ago"
B-"so......basically you just wanted to TELL me you had a baby?"
ex-"well...yeah"
B-"thank fuck for that!"
phone clicks
ex-"hello?..........byron?"

i mean what the hell do they want from you?hi i just wanted to tell you that my vagina has been badly stretched and i will probably never be able to wear a g-string again unless i take the flaps to the inside so it does not look like a stingray is trying to escape from there:confused:
:lol:

Have you been tapping my phone calls?:D
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,749
byron my man i just know the pleasure of "knowing" a girl before she was spoiled and the pleasure of knowing she now has a wizards sleeve tucked away in there
 

Lilith

Immortelle
May 19, 2006
6,719
I just realised i pulled an "Elvin" move.:D Risa quietly ignored my proposal.:lol2:

Lol nope did not ignore it but I must have been more tired than I thought because I entirely missed it altogether.

Risa if you make roti & mutton biryani like my best friends mom,im flying to Trinidad & asking your dad for your hand in marriage.:D
I don't how to make Biryani. I don't even know what Biryani is. :oops: I can make roti however. I can also make Indian curry and thai curry, stewed foods, caribbean foods and some italian foods.
 

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