What Are You Doing Right Now? (295 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

"So today I smuggled my friend's urine into work for the drug test at my new job."

"Wow man, were you nervous?"

"No, not really. I was fine. But it's hard to be nervous when you have your friend's urine in your mouth."

"By the way, I failed the test because my friend does coke too."

 

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[Enron]

Who said that shit?

 

[Bjerknes]

On SNL, that weird guy. The skit was four guys on a road trip listening to some country song, reminiscing on past events. The one guy found his friend's pistol under the seat and blew his friend's brains out while asking if it was loaded. So dumb but funny.

 

[Bjerknes]

Now the hottie Beyonce is on. :lick:

 

[Enron]

Nice show it sounds.

 

[Bjerknes]

Weirdest SNL I have seen in a long time, perhaps ever. Now that the political stuff is cooked they seem to be stretching for ideas, so they reverted back to the psychotic-homophobic material.

 

[Enron]

Probably feeling around to see what people see as funny as well.

 

[Bjerknes]

I love Beyonce...

 

[Enron]

She's a nice young lady.

 

[Bjerknes]

Now this skit is good. Typical roof jumper and two negotiators.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Really? She used to be so hot to me, but now she's just annoying. Hre voice and man-hating lyrics piss me off.

 

[Bjerknes]

Really? She used to be so hot to me, but now she's just annyoing. Hre voice and man-hating lyrics piss me off.

Yeah, I don't really like her new songs.

But goddamn she is gorgeous.

 

[Bjerknes]

Yeah this is hot... SNL right now.

 

[Enron]

Sounds like I should get back into it.

 

[Bjerknes]

It was just because Beyonce is on. She is da Goddess.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fuck Beyonce, she's married to Lips McGee.

 

[Bjerknes]

Watching 8 Mile.

 

[Enron]

Homo.

 

[Alex-444]

watchung effect butterfly & drunk vodka :frown: int:

 

[Bjerknes]

Vodka is the shit. Word up mne brot.