What Are You Doing Right Now? (230 Viewers)

[Enron]

word, you and i both know that the "experts" chose them because the rest of the ACC is beyond watered down this year

Va Tech basically gets to walk into the title game this season. If they can, so can anyone but Duke.

 

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[Enron]

Well time to start paper number 2 for the night. Good thing I picked up a 40 of Imbevweiser.

 

[.zero]

jacory harris throws a td pass!!! 21-0 caness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Enron]

Who are you guys playing?

 

[.zero]

charleston state or something of the sort

 

[Bjerknes]

To drink or not drink tonight. That is the question.

 

[.zero]

thurs nite is always a drinking nite

 

[Bjerknes]

Not always if you have a class in FORTRAN and Linux at Noon...

But fuck tonight I'm drinking.

 

[.zero]

they still teach fortran??? i never learned fortran in school and i graduated 2.5 yrs ago!! you need to send a letter to the curriculum planning board or something otherwise they'll make you use typewriters and shit soon enough

 

[Bjerknes]

Yeah, we're doing FORTRAN now, but apparently the skills are still used in the real world. We're also going to learn more languages but I don't remember their names.

 

[Enron]

So you can talk like a computer now?

 

[swag]

So you can talk like a computer now?

Joke for Andy:

Spreadsheet walks into a bar.

So the Spreadsheet says, "1000101011101010101001101".

Overhearing this at the other end of the bar, a Word Processor gets out of his chair, walks right up to him, and asks him, "010100111010110100101010111?"

To which the Spreadsheet answers, "What do you think I am? 10010101000111011?"

 

[Enron]

This is what I'm doing...

 

[swag]

Yo E -- is that a 400-oz Bud?

 

[Bjerknes]

Joke for Andy:

Spreadsheet walks into a bar.

So the Spreadsheet says, "1000101011101010101001101".

Overhearing this at the other end of the bar, a Word Processor gets out of his chair, walks right up to him, and asks him, "010100111010110100101010111?"

To which the Spreadsheet answers, "What do you think I am? 10010101000111011?"

That's pretty much what this shit is. Good shit Greg!

 

[Bjerknes]

Actually, that is great, Greg.

 

[Enron]

Yo E -- is that a 400-oz Bud?

Yeah boy.








No really just a 40-oz "styled" for effect.

 

[Bjerknes]

I might show this to my professor tomorrow, Greg.

 

[Enron]

Finished the paper. Taking the Switz to the World Cup. Why? Some say de Speeeeeeeedeeeeeeee.

 

[swag]

I might show this to my professor tomorrow, Greg.

The scary part is how your professor reacts to it.

Laughing hysterically or finding no humor in it at all will be your worst-case scenarios. Best if he gets a small chuckle, then you'll probably be assured that he won't shoot up the school within six months if he doesn't make tenure.