I was going to reply to Andy's post, "But she said she likes me." And of course, to my horror, I saw you did that for me.
It's official. You have to go over and kill her now and bury the body in your yard. No one will understand the special relationship you and her have, and if the world continues to get in the way, you'll make her yours forever in whatever special way you can.
See you in the papers.

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