What Are You Doing Right Now? (970 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

YOUR FUCKING LITTLE HEADPHONES YOU WERE USING WITH YOUR COMPUTER!

GODDAMNIT, I WAS A LOOKIN' FOR DEM, YEA?

Yo, the Kingdom is on, yea.

 

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[Sarah]

Absolutely, loving it already. Thank goodness my pops stocked up on alcohol via the spot and not on a futures contract.

Sounds like you are having a blast. My house is soo boring. I attempted going to teh mall but after waiting 30 minutes in line to get into the parking lot I decided to leave plus my whole family is in Italy anyway.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Absolutely, loving it already. Thank goodness my pops stocked up on alcohol via the spot and not on a futures contract.

GODDAMNIT, I WAS A LOOKIN' FOR DEM, YEA?

Yo, the Kingdom is on, yea.

Yea, I seen it brew, gon' watch Predator at 1:30, yea?

 

[Bjerknes]

Sounds like you are having a blast. My house is soo boring. I attempted going to teh mall but after waiting 30 minutes in line to get into the parking lot I decided to leave plus my whole family is in Italy anyway.

Drinking it up I see.

I almost purposely rammed my vehicle into another today because the volume of traffic made me want to go postal. Screw Christmas and these shopping festivities.

I can't wait until next year when we're in a full-fledged depression and people won't be buying presents any more.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Sounds like you are having a blast. My house is soo boring. I attempted going to teh mall but after waiting 30 minutes in line to get into the parking lot I decided to leave plus my whole family is in Italy anyway.

We suld masbate.

 

[Bjerknes]

DON'T WALLBANG ME.

Yea, I seen it brew, gon' watch Predator at 1:30, yea?

Yea, youse a fag, yea.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Drinking it up I see.

I almost purposely rammed my vehicle into another today because the volume of traffic made me want to go postal. Screw Christmas and these shopping festivities.

I can't wait until next year when we're in a full-fledged depression and people won't be buying presents any more.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

DON'T WALLBANG ME.




Yea, youse a fag, yea.

Nah, youse a fag, an dat ofah guys a fag, yea?

So I ses you should hook up, yea?

That shit was hilarious.

 

[Bjerknes]

DONT LAUGH... THIS ISN'T REALITY REALITY. Alright, very nice.

 

[Sarah]

Drinking it up I see.

I almost purposely rammed my vehicle into another today because the volume of traffic made me want to go postal. Screw Christmas and these shopping festivities.

I can't wait until next year when we're in a full-fledged depression and people won't be buying presents any more.

Drinking enough. I have a seriously low tolerance. I seriously have not drank more than a glass of wine once a week in three months at least.

Yeah I was actually pretty mad about the holidays when I went to my favorite tea store and they were not serving single servings of tea due to Christmas. I was pretty angry to say the least.

Don't you like getting Christmas presents ? I mean I hate Christmas shopping and all the chaos causes because it makes no sense to me at all how it can get so crowded.

 

[Bjerknes]

Nah, youse a fag, an dat ofah guys a fag, yea?

So I ses you should hook up, yea?

That shit was hilarious.

Yah mate. We be having a bubble.

 

[Bjerknes]

Drinking enough. I have a seriously low tolerance. I seriously have not drank more than a glass of wine once a week in three months at least.

Yeah I was actually pretty mad about the holidays when I went to my favorite tea store and they were not serving single servings of tea due to Christmas. I was pretty angry to say the least.

Don't you like getting Christmas presents ? I mean I hate Christmas shopping and all the chaos causes because it makes no sense to me at all how it can get so crowded.

I can't put anything I really want on the family Christmas gift exchange list because nothing over $100 is accepted. Juventus merchandise, expensive clothes, et cetera, they are not going to go through the trouble of ordering stuff online from Italy, spending 5,000,000 yen to ship some clothes of some team named JEW-ventus over to the states to present to me on Christmas Eve. Instead, they want simple gift ideas such as the Seinfeld season DVDs, or Red Wings merchandise, or yearly gift certificates for mini-burgers at the world's finest restaurant, White Castle. My Uncle doesn't even allow me to open his god-damned antiquated basement freezer because he's probably storing some body parts down there.

Don't get me started. Bah, humbug. Such an inefficient holiday.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yous crazy, yea?

Out of order, Yank mate, yea?

 

[Bjerknes]

Yous crazy, yea?

Out of order, Yank mate, yea?

It's the little yank mate.

You're gonna get it now you little yank.

Mate, that's cadley.

More like the Israelis and the Palestinians.

Bugger off.

GET YOUR DRINKS IN.

So I can continue my conversation here with Enron, of the once proud Gayboys firm.

Did you come alone?

Had a yank wife, did ya?

HE WAS ONLY A POOR LITTLE LION.

 

[Sarah]

I can't put anything I really want on the family Christmas gift exchange list because nothing over $100 is accepted. Juventus merchandise, expensive clothes, et cetera, they are not going to go through the trouble of ordering stuff online from Italy, spending 5,000,000 yen to ship some clothes of some team named JEW-ventus over to the states to present to me on Christmas Eve. Instead, they want simple gift ideas such as the Seinfeld season DVDs, or Red Wings merchandise, or yearly gift certificates for mini-burgers at the world's finest restaurant, White Castle. My Uncle doesn't even allow me to open his god-damned antiquated basement freezer because he's probably storing some body parts down there.

Don't get me started. Bah, humbug. Such an inefficient holiday.

Your pessimism makes my day lol. Thank god, my family does not have a gift exchange. We just buy gifts for direct family as in my parents, my sisters, and my brother(and my nephew but not his wife she is not direct enough).

Did you really get a gift certificate to White Castle?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It's the little yank mate.

You're gonna get it now you little yank.

Mate, that's cadley.

More like the Israelis and the Palestinians.

Bugger off.

GET YOUR DRINKS IN.

So I can continue my conversation here with Enron, of the once proud Gayboys firm.

Did you come alone?

Had a yank wife, did ya?

HE WAS ONLY A POOR LITTLE LION.

I'm pretty sure that is the whole movie in 10 lines.

 

[Bjerknes]

Your pessimism makes my day lol. Thank god, my family does not have a gift exchange. We just buy gifts for direct family as in my parents, my sisters, and my brother(and my nephew but not his wife she is not direct enough).

Did you really get a gift certificate to White Castle?

No, that was just a joke, thankfully.

But in reality they should just scrap the whole gift-giving nonsense. Might as well just allocate the time and money for yourself, as horrible as it sounds.

In the end, it all evens out anyway, so what's the difference.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I love KWANZAAAAAAAA!

 

[Bjerknes]

Festivus for the best of us.

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm pretty sure that is the whole movie in 10 lines.

Along with the constant "UGH" sound.