What Are You Doing Right Now? (190 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Work's done. Gonna get something crispy to eat before watching a movie.

 

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[Enron]

What?

Alright, lemme spell it out for ya'.

The shitter aka the toilet is like a small swimming pool. Kids, are like little turds. You can flush a toilet, so it has infinite depth.

Therefore, pushing the kids into the deep end could mean pinchin' a loaf. If ya don't get it, you can faggetaboutit.

 

[swag]

Right, enough of this. I'm going to the pool to push some kids into the deep end.

Filling their water wings with sand often does the trick.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Filling their water wings with sand often does the trick.

I prefer mercury.

 

[Gabriel]

This thread sure is crispy.

 

[Enron]

It's vicious bro.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

This thread sure is crispy.

SHUT UP!

 

[swag]

It's vicious bro.

Like the 10W40 sex lube Mark uses in the Yukon winter.

Oh, wait, that's viscous.... nevermind.

 

[Gabriel]

SHUT UP!

BRING IT ON GAYBOY!

 

[KB824]

This thread sure is crispy.

The group to which you have your username are the crispiest of the crispies

 

[Byrone]

So my friends wife calls me to give me the third degree & the yelling of my life. Apparently i went to a strip club on tuesday when i was doing inventory & spent over $20k not on my credit card but my friends card. The dumb bitch actually fell for that weak useless excuse & threatened to sue me.:wth:

 

[swag]

So my friends wife calls me to give me the third degree & the yelling of my life. Apparently i went to a strip club on tuesday when i was doing inventory & spent over $20k not on my credit card but my friends card. The dumb bitch actually fell for that weak useless excuse & threatened to sue me.:wth:

That story quickly went from deception to blatant stupidity in a hurry.

 

[KB824]

So my friends wife calls me to give me the third degree & the yelling of my life. Apparently i went to a strip club on tuesday when i was doing inventory & spent over $20k not on my credit card but my friends card. The dumb bitch actually fell for that weak useless excuse & threatened to sue me.:wth:

I hope that she is hotter than hell and swallows, becuase from the looks of things, she is as dumb as a rock. And that is an insult to rocks everywhere

 

[Itztli]

Hey everyone on the Tuz


Got back from school.

 

[Byrone]

That story quickly went from deception to blatant stupidity in a hurry.

I've been blamed for many things but this takes the cake.

I hope that she is hotter than hell and swallows, becuase from the looks of things, she is as dumb as a rock. And that is an insult to rocks everywhere

She is HOT, she used to be a cheerleader for a rugby team.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Hey everyone on the Tuz


Got back from school.

What did you learn?

 

[Lapa]

Go CANADA!!!

 

[Byrone]

Hey everyone on the Tuz


Got back from school.

Sup Nate. You're the one that's getting Kate all hot and bothered.

 

[swag]

Go CANADA!!!

Congrats on rescuing the princess from Tooth Decay.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Watching The Black Adder.