So I want to fly to either Miami or NY to see my lifelong idol Britney Spears (you can judge all you want I don't even care) but the bitch is charging 1000 dollars for front row seats and about 200 for nosebleeds. Is she insane??
I used to just joke about this, sometimes I was a little serious, but I mean this more than anything I've ever felt more in my entire life:
I hope your plane crashes into the ocean and you are marooned on an island with Tom Hanks for approximately 25 years....
....and not that happy-go-lucky Tom Hanks from
BIG or
Forrest Gump either, I mean that alcoholic, coarse, pedophile Tom Hanks from
A League of Their Own.