What Are You Doing Right Now? (721 Viewers)

[Kate]

My gf's family lives in Va. Beach, but her sister goes to school in Norfolk.

She didn't go to Norfolk Academy, did she?

 

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[swag]

My gf's family lives in Va. Beach, but her sister goes to school in Norfolk.

Dude, I remember getting so loaded in VA Beach once. All I can say is a buddy and I woke up on the beach and I had a jack-o-lantern under my arm and we still smelled of the beer Jell-O shots we made the night before.

 

[Firestarter]

I'm from VA too.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

She didn't go to Norfolk Academy, did she?

Nah, they all went to Cox high school in Va. Beach. The school is Old Dominion University.

Dude, I remember getting so loaded in VA Beach once. All I can say is a buddy and I woke up on the beach and I had a jack-o-lantern under my arm and we still smelled of the beer Jell-O shots we made the night before.

That is awesome...

 

[swag]

I'm from VA too.

I learned how to waterski on that radioactive lake of yours near Richmond. Lake Anna I think.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I strapped porpoises to my feet to learn how to waterski.

 

[Byrone]

I'm hungry!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What up, my African?

 

[Byrone]

Just deciding what to eat my redneck brother. How do plan on impressing your gf's parents?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well, they all have Green Cards, they aren't citizens.

So really, they have to impress me so I don't get them all deported.

 

[Byrone]

That's excellent news for you. South Africans much like other foreigners love kissing american ass, so you are definitely in the driving seat. I hope your gf's mom isn't hotter than her because you might have to change your tactics.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Nah, she's not.

But her parents seem really cool, they think they are jokers. I don't think they know how much of an assclown I am.

Polem boom in your eye.

 

[Byrone]

Good for you, i guess. So things have progressed rapidly between the two of you, are you finally going to ditch your bachelor ways & commit to this girl?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That's already been done.

 

[Byrone]

No it hasn't, or else she would have consumed all of your free time & you wouldn't have anytime for us.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'm at work, fagmaster, and ask E and A, I've done nothing but hang out with her for weeks.

 

[Byrone]

Okay, so you're so proud of being whipped. It's cute. What pet names have you given each other?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Faggot and assface.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

If anyone wants to play Jozy Altidore in FIFA on the PS3, he's challenging people via twitter, his PSN is JozyTaughtU.

 

[swag]

Faggot and assface.

Which one are you?

Congrats on things working out.