Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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Never get a black man to take your order. I called up a local breakfast joint to make 1 scrambled egg, 6 egg whites scrambled, 1 small portion of oats with cinnamon & honey, i small cup of yoghurt with sliced banana, apple, almonds & pecan nuts.

When the order gets here, its scrambled eggs with frozen yoghurt. Honestly in don't know why i bother. I told him six times & made him repeat the order four times.:sergio:
 

X Æ A-12

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Sep 4, 2006
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Never get a black man to take your order. I called up a local breakfast joint to make 1 scrambled egg, 6 egg whites scrambled, 1 small portion of oats with cinnamon & honey, i small cup of yoghurt with sliced banana, apple, almonds & pecan nuts.

When the order gets here, its scrambled eggs with frozen yoghurt. Honestly in don't know why i bother. I told him six times & made him repeat the order four times.
Well that's probably why he fucked with your order.
 

Gabriel

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May 23, 2010
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:lol:

Ordering food from stupid people can be really frustrating, the other day i ordered a burger and told the guy "without vegetables okay? No lettuce, no tomatoes and most importantly NO ONIONS"

The burger arrived and it was full of fucking onions, i got pissed and didn't pay for shit, sent him his stupid burger back.
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
30,778
you shold've wrote that down for him
If he can't take instruction over the phone, i doubt he could write the order down.

Well that's probably why he fucked with your order.
No it's not.

Me: Did you get that?

Dumbass: Ya, sharp.

Me: What's the order?

Dumbass: Eish!

Me: You see, i asked you five times already & you said you know the order.

I told him the order & i asked him to repeat it to me over the phone. Anyway let me not lose my cool over such trivial things.


:lol:

Ordering food from stupid people can be really frustrating, the other day i ordered a burger and told the guy "without vegetables okay? No lettuce, no tomatoes and most importantly NO ONIONS"

The burger arrived and it was full of fucking onions, i got pissed and didn't pay for shit, sent him his stupid burger back.
Typical.:lol:
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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Gaybriel, there's this Columbian babe i met recently but i can't do shit because i don't speak mexican.

Help me.

Can't you.. you know, order someone to do that for you?
I do but occasionally i do it on my own, just to make sure the the staff aren't leaving out a few items & trying to decorate their homes with company resources.
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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:lol:

Sure, what do you want from me?
Translation help. Plus if you can help me with some standard words & phrases, that would be great.

She sent me her bb pin, so when i get mine i'll start. I'll pm you, when i get it.

what warehouse? :confused:

nothing gabe...i'm installing fm 11...
Where all the stock is kept. Can't keep all that on the office premises.

The sad part is that it's great for having sex, there's great space & if a girl screams it would sound like you're in a theater.:D
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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Thanks.

I tried hitting on her friend once, then i figured she has a kid & i put that to an end.

The weird thing is that when i was chatting her up, her english was flawless with that spanish accent, then she slipped & mentioned her little man. She saw the look on my face & all of a sudden her english turned to spanglish.:D
 

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