What Are You Doing Right Now? (143 Viewers)

[Lapa]

yes i'm the one

It appears that I'm not that fast either.


Drinkin' home alone is fucking boring.

 

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[Lapa]

Funny you said that like a couple weeks I was in the club and I met these two Dutch girls and I said my name is Aushim, and they thought I said Usher. Anyways, after all that blah blah. 2 weekends after this I was in some other club and then I hear: "UUUSHHHHERRRR!" and I turn around and it's these two. Oh the fuckery.

 

[Byrone]

He unsubtly implied you are a cocksucking attentionwhore.

I disagree, you are just a cocksucker.

I know what he was on about but it would have been nice if he actually had the balls to say it in a nastier fashion.

I agree about the cock sucker part too.

 

[blondu]

It appears that I'm not that fast either.


Drinkin' home alone is fucking boring.

get some ladies

 

[IrishZebra]

I went to a party last night with people I haven't seen in almost a year, for at least 20 of them I have no recollection of ever meeting any of them, yet they know me, what I study and where I live.

 

[Lapa]

I went to a party last night with people I haven't seen in almost a year, for at least 20 of them I have no recollection of ever meeting any of them, yet they know me, what I study and where I live.

Mr. Popular. It's always nice to meet some people who you "should" know.

 

[Byrone]

I went to a party last night with people I haven't seen in almost a year, for at least 20 of them I have no recollection of ever meeting any of them, yet they know me, what I study and where I live.

They probably performed multiple cavity searches on you while you were passed out.

Talk about Mr Popular.

 

[Lapa]

get some ladies

And now you tell this to me. Well, atleast I have a female cat in here.:eyebrows:

 

[Red]

Drinkin' home alone is fucking boring.

Have you ever seen the film Castaway?

 

[IrishZebra]

They probably performed multiple cavity searches on you while you were passed out.

Talk about Mr Popular.

I don't pass out, I'm not a punk ass bitch

 

[blondu]

And now you tell this to me. Well, atleast I have a female cat in here.:eyebrows:

so bored and a bit tired..

 

[Byrone]

I don't pass out, I'm not a punk ass bitch

How would you know if you've blacked out? You must have consumed over 100 roofies in your lifetime.

 

[IrishZebra]

I'm assuming because I wouldn't remember falling asleep and seeing as I normally wake up with a sore anus anyway, there's not much evidence.

 

[Lapa]

Have you ever seen the film Castaway?

I think I know what you mean.

 

[Byrone]

I'm assuming because I wouldn't remember falling asleep and seeing as I normally wake up with a sore anus anyway, there's not much evidence.

Dude these days cavity searches are performed with huge dosages of botox. You wouldn't feel a damn thing. You have been violated, whether you like it or not.

 

[Delle Alpi]

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[IrishZebra]

It's only violation if you don't enjoy it.

 

[Red]

I think I know what you mean.

 

[IrishZebra]

WiiilllSoooooon!

 

[Byrone]

It's only violation if you don't enjoy it.

It's violation if they leave foreign object in your poop shute.