What Are You Doing Right Now? (281 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

wassup fellas and desis?!

im wearing my Juve jerseys today since morning! im gonna enjoy Inter getting an assrape!! too bad i got an exam on monday! :'(

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Too bad that exam is in Sexual Intercourse, which I have no idea about and can't help you.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

it's Artificial Intelligence actually!

 

[icemaη]

Hope you crack it this time Dheeraj... study hard till 1:00 am and then watch Inter getting raped...

 

[icemaη]

My Muslim name is:

Mabaruk Marook Al-Liquori

Liquori is my father's last name.

It comes from the thing the Burkes do best.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Hope you crack it this time Dheeraj... study hard till 1:00 am and then watch Inter getting raped...

1am eh? ok. ill actually go sleep now, wake up at 6. start study from 7-1 and THEN watch the match! see ya brothas!

 

[Zé Tahir]

My Muslim name is:

Mabaruk Marook Al-Liquori

Liquori is my father's last name.

It comes from the thing the Burkes do best.



Sounds like me, I'm red flagged.

I always, no matter what, get pulled out of line for the personal pat-down.

wassup fellas and desis?!

What's up pimpin.

 

[icemaη]

Ze, when will you be in Delhi?
and on Facebook, whats RSVP?

 

[Zé Tahir]

Ze, when will you be in Delhi?
and on Facebook, whats RSVP?

Not sure, around January 2nd or so.

RSVP is a French abbreviation which stands for "Repondez s'il vous plait" which basically means "please respond". You might see it at the end of an invitation letter/card asking you to confirm whether you're coming or not.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Why didn't Allah want to give me 72 whores?

Everyone knows that virgins suck in bed and whores fuck like rock stars.

 

[Zé Tahir]

I'm afraid you'll get neither Burke. It's a metaphor.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fuck, dude, I know I'll get neither. I have to qualify first, and i am neither a Muslim, or going to Heaven/Afterlife.

I'm already dead.

 

[icemaη]

time for lunch...

 

[Zé Tahir]

Fuck, dude, I know I'll get neither. I have to qualify first, and i am neither a Muslim, or going to Heaven/Afterlife.

I'm already dead.

Good to know.


Alright I'm off to bed fellas. See you at San Siro.

 

[icemaη]

Later...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Later, Ze.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Fuck, dude, I know I'll get neither. I have to qualify first, and i am neither a Muslim, or going to Heaven/Afterlife.

I'm already dead.

which reminds me... i read in the paper today that Michael jackson converted to Islam! his new name is Mikaeel!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What a joke!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

i laughed when i read that also!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That is worth more than just a laugh.