Well, I can't. Because it really was him. I mean, I can see why you wouldn't believe me and I don't have a problem with you not believing me either. I am not going to make up some sort of fantasy explanation though.
And was it really that great? Because you did turn out to be someone who thinks that people will only look at him if he shouts hard enough. "HEY LOOK AT ME, I'M ANDY, I'M AWESOME. THE STOCK MARKET IS GOING DOWN, JUVENTUS SUCK AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE".