What Are You Doing Right Now? (336 Viewers)

[Seven]

I tend to do this too.

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"It's not the dress."

Yes, but that's one of the mechanisms that seem to work very well. Making fun of them somehow makes them appreciate you.

 

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[Seven]

Also, Byrone, why the sudden crusade against me? Hey, you lie on dates, good for you. I don't really have a problem with it. Maybe you're fat and ugly and this is how you're desperately trying to sell yourself. I don't know and I don't care. All I'm saying is that I couldn't do it.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm a salesman by trade, so I lie on a daily basis.

I despise salesmen.

 

[Byrone]

I don't need you to believe me. If you knew me, you'd know that I'm one of the most honest persons you'll ever meet. But again, I'm not saying this is necessarily a good quality. For example I am not capable of white lies either, while I fully understand that sometimes it's just the best thing to do.

You really believe your lies. You're amazing!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yes, but that's one of the mechanisms that seem to work very well. Making fun of them somehow makes them appreciate you.

Yea, oxymoronic principles always work.

Also, Byrone, why the sudden crusade against me? Hey, you lie on dates, good for you. I don't really have a problem with it. Maybe you're fat and ugly and this is how you're desperately trying to sell yourself. I don't know and I don't care. All I'm saying is that I couldn't do it.

Byron can be fat and ugly, he has money.

 

[Seven]

You really believe your lies. You're amazing!

Yes, you would know if I lied to people on a regular basis, right? I mean, a guy I have never met who's not even living in my continent would probably be best qualified to judge.

 

[Seven]

Yea, oxymoronic principles always work.


Byron can be fat and ugly, he has money.

Maybe. I don't care. For all we know he lies about everything.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I despise salesmen.

Well I hate Indians who have "American" names on the phone. "Huy, dis iz Chrituphur, hue mug ah hull too a tuhday?"

Yea right, your motherfuckin' name isn't Chris.

 

[Byrone]

Also, Byrone, why the sudden crusade against me? Hey, you lie on dates, good for you. I don't really have a problem with it. Maybe you're fat and ugly and this is how you're desperately trying to sell yourself. I don't know and I don't care. All I'm saying is that I couldn't do it.

What crusade against you? Get over yourself. I wouldn't lie to a girl if i wanted to date her or really liked her.

So now im fat & ugly & you're a self confessed GQ model & genius nobel prize candidate.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Maybe. I don't care. For all we know he lies about everything.

Then the same could be said about you, by definition.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Well I hate Indians who have "American" names on the phone. "Huy, dis iz Chrituphur, hue mug ah hull too a tuhday?"

Yea right, your motherfuckin' name isn't Chris.

I hate those fuckers too

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What crusade against you? Get over yourself. I wouldn't lie to a girl if i wanted to date her or really liked her.

So now im fat & ugly & you're a self confessed GQ model & genius nobel prize candidate.

Candidate? Dude, he's already won it, twice.

 

[Seven]

What crusade against you? Get over yourself. I wouldn't lie to a girl if i wanted to date her or really liked her.

So now im fat & ugly & you're a self confessed GQ model & genius nobel prize candidate.

I haven't said any of these things. I said you might be fat and ugly. Not that you were. And I never said anything about myself apart from the fact that I rarely lie. Of course if you're not even able to read properly I don't think there's any sense talking to you.

Then the same could be said about you, by definition.

Yes, it could.

 

[Byrone]

Yea, oxymoronic principles always work.


Byron can be fat and ugly, he has money.

My money is worth shit in euros or dollars!

Yes, you would know if I lied to people on a regular basis, right? I mean, a guy I have never met who's not even living in my continent would probably be best qualified to judge.

I don't need to lie on a bloody forum, that damn pathetic. Lying to get laid, well thats a whole different story. Try it sometime you might discover the mysteries of the magical vagina.

Maybe. I don't care. For all we know he lies about everything.

Could be, who knows?

 

[Seven]

I don't need to lie on a bloody forum, that damn pathetic. Lying to get laid, well thats a whole different story. Try it sometime you might discover the mysteries of the magical vagina.

Well, I don't need to lie to have sex. The fact that you do (or think you do) says a lot.

 

[Byrone]

Well, I don't need to lie to have sex. The fact that you do (or think you do) says a lot.

I know you don't need to lie but i'd rather lie than pay for sex. I do that because certainly girls would never ever give me a shot. You either need to be filthy rich or famous to get them.

Their Kim Kardashian hot, so hell yeah ill lie to get that shit. You lie so much your teeth have turned yellow.

 

[Byrone]

Anyway i'm off to work.

Seriously Andries lying about not lying is low, even for you.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Well I hate Indians who have "American" names on the phone. "Huy, dis iz Chrituphur, hue mug ah hull too a tuhday?"

Yea right, your motherfuckin' name isn't Chris.

I hate them too. So I used to use my real name.

 

[Bjerknes]

Morning.

I need to get an automatic coffee maker.

 

[RAMI-N]

Having my third :coffee: