What Are You Doing Right Now? (1,029 Viewers)

[Zé Tahir]

This is going to sound like I am making this up, but I'm friends with the U.S. Ambassador to Sweden.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Barzun

Just in case things get hairy.

Like if I need a haircut on international waters?

 

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[swag]

Like if I need a haircut on international waters?

Is that some kinda morning DJ stunt?

 

[Bjerknes]

Apparently Admiral Thad Allen said that all oil companies should build relief wells in advance for each well they tap, and Boon Pickens responded by saying, "what? Drilling a relief well in advance for a well that doesn't have a problem? That don't make sense. Relief wells can have a break just like all other wells. So if you have a break in the relief well you're going to be drilling a relief well for a relief well, and that don't make sense."



So true. This is the problem with faux experts like Thad Allen in the government trying to promote policy. They don't know shit.

 

[Dragon]

I just realized I won't have a college life anymore. The real world is scary

 

[Bjerknes]

Larry King just doesn't seem to "get it."

 

[Christina]

So my school is trying to come up with senior pranks, but they're all sounding so lame. Any suggestions?

 

[Dragon]

We did a few but they were all lame. The most memorable one was when two friends and I cut in little squares a lot of paper and threw it out the window. Two of the teachers of the lower floors complained and when the head nun found out she almost died of a heart attack

 

[swag]

I just realized I won't have a college life anymore. The real world is scary

Welcome to my world of the past 200 years. There's good and bad to that.

Larry King just doesn't seem to "get it."

The only thing he's getting is his 13th divorce.

So my school is trying to come up with senior pranks, but they're all sounding so lame. Any suggestions?

"Say it with C-4," I always say.

 

[X Æ A-12]

So my school is trying to come up with senior pranks, but they're all sounding so lame. Any suggestions?

My class had three senior pranks. The first, all of or well most of the Seniors all got up at exactly the same time of day and walked out of class without saying anything or looking at anybody, like zombies

The second before school one day a bunch of seniors gathered and made a human chain across the crosswalk in the main street in town. When the light changed everybody just stood there across the road so all of the people on their way to work got stuck just sitting in their cars because they couldn't get passed. It lasted about 10 minutes until the police came and threatened to arrest everybody who didn't leave.

The third was really random. Late at night before school on a monday morning some kids came and moved one of the old non working cars from Autoshop and somehow jammed it in front of the entrance to one of the main halls. It fit perfectly in between the walls and the school had to dismantle the car to get it out.

 

[Bjerknes]

The only thing he's getting is his 13th divorce.

Too true.

Pretty soon they will be making respirators with built in divorce court capabilities.

 

[Christina]

My class had three senior pranks. The first, all of or well most of the Seniors all got up at exactly the same time of day and walked out of class without saying anything or looking at anybody, like zombies

The second before school one day a bunch of seniors gathered and made a human chain across the crosswalk in the main street in town. When the light changed everybody just stood there across the road so all of the people on their way to work got stuck just sitting in their cars because they couldn't get passed. It lasted about 10 minutes until the police came and threatened to arrest everybody who didn't leave.

The third was really random. Late at night before school on a monday morning some kids came and moved one of the old non working cars from Autoshop and somehow jammed it in front of the entrance to one of the main halls. It fit perfectly in between the walls and the school had to dismantle the car to get it out.

We're all walking out tomorrow. They also want us to walk out to a giant slip and slide and just go crazy. Should be fun, but I still want something better.

 

[X Æ A-12]

We're all walking out tomorrow. They also want us to walk out to a giant slip and slide and just go crazy. Should be fun, but I still want something better.

Yea, its funny how much people stress about senior pranks. Everybody wanted to make ours perfect but nobody could agree so we had three separate ones. It was pretty gay actually.

 

[Christina]

Yea, its funny how much people stress about senior pranks. Everybody wanted to make ours perfect but nobody could agree so we had three separate ones. It was pretty gay actually.

Well, last year they nearly set the school on fire, and we weren't allowed to go back into the school that day to get our bags/keys or whatever we needed to get home. The police got involved and someone got arrested, but I do not want to get arrested.

 

[X Æ A-12]

lool, what were they trying to do?

 

[Christina]

They tried to set the sprinklers off, and then ended up throwing the match in the garbage, which happened to be full of toilet paper. Obviously, the can caught on fire and they had to call the fire department and everything. They had to re-do the 3rd floor bathroom because it was ruined.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Sipping down on warm Keystone, it doesn't get better than this.

 

[.zero]

Sipping down on warm Keystone, it doesn't get better than this.

It also can't possibly get any worse, no?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Losing at SNAPPA with Nati light is worse.

 

[.zero]

If you say so

aite I'm outta here, its bed time

 

[X Æ A-12]

Night, the end of Monday is always