This douchebag who's a friend of my friends is a big time Washington sports fan; their basketball team, hockey team, soccer team, football team and baseball team. He's like one of those kids that thinks he's a super fan because he can ramble off stats and shit. He knows fuck all about football (and little he does is MLS related) but he gets in my face about Juve. Now he's calling me out on supporting Detroit. Fucking nimrod doesn't realize I'm not from this area, I can support any NHL team I want and I've chosen Detroit. It's been my team since '92. How am I a glory hunter if they hadn't won a Stanley Cup 37 years?