What Are You Doing Right Now? (211 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Right now I'm doing what all Man Utd fans are doing, urinating in my own mouth and defecating in my hand and throwing it at the mirror.

 

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[Bjerknes]

We really gotta get these FEMA Extermination Camps going so we can send those fuckers there once and for all.

 

[Dragon]

Something is wrong with my jaw. It keeps making a weird noise when I take a bite

 

[Bjerknes]

You probably need more lube.

 

[Nenz]

I'm at uni yo.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Football Italia:

Jose Mourinho hinted he could leave Serie A. “I am happy at Inter, I am not happy in Italian football. I don’t like it and they don’t like me.”

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Something is wrong with my jaw. It keeps making a weird noise when I take a bite

More cock sucking.

 

[Bjerknes]

Well yeah, because 1) You're a dick 2) You're not Italian and 3) You don't coach for a real Italian team.

So yeah, GTFO.

 

[Dragon]

CSKA Moscow has to win tomorrow.

 

[Bjerknes]

Making filet mignon and homemade mac n cheese tonight. Going to be great.

Filet going to be very rare.

Then the Red Wings are on.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I think you should change your sig to: "Wayne, get back in that oven."

 

[swag]

A woman's place is in the oven??

 

[The Curr]

I've mentioned before (when I was getting death threats ) that I'm a mod on a small Irish football forum. Well, today we realised that all of the admin and global mods (that's only 3 people) are all going to the same music festival this summer. None of us will be online for almost a week. The forum may be small but a high percentage of the members are the kind that will go crazy if they get the chance. This should be funny.

 

[Bjerknes]

I think you should change your sig to: "Wayne, get back in that oven."

Interesting idea.

A woman's place is in the oven??

No, just a Manure fan.

 

[swag]

I've mentioned before (when I was getting death threats ) that I'm a mod on a small Irish football forum. Well, today we realised that all of the admin and global mods (that's only 3 people) are all going to the same music festival this summer. None of us will be online for almost a week. The forum may be small but a high percentage of the members are the kind that will go crazy if they get the chance. This should be funny.

Just don't tell them that you're gone and that you're just "lurking".

No, just a Manure fan.

A Red Devil's place is in the oven? That's perfect!

 

[The Curr]

Just don't tell them that you're gone and that you're just "lurking".

Too late. We all posted in a thread about the festival, then we realised the problem.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I've mentioned before (when I was getting death threats ) that I'm a mod on a small Irish football forum. Well, today we realised that all of the admin and global mods (that's only 3 people) are all going to the same music festival this summer. None of us will be online for almost a week. The forum may be small but a high percentage of the members are the kind that will go crazy if they get the chance. This should be funny.

Gimme your login info, I'll keep those Micks more straight than running out of John Jameson.

 

[Dragon]

Just don't tell them that you're gone and that you're just "lurking".



A Red Devil's place is in the oven? That's perfect!

You ever heard this song?

 

[The Curr]

Gimme your login info, I'll keep those Micks more straight than running out of John Jameson.

That would be one option.

 

[The Curr]

Nice, South Park is on.