.zero

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ßüякε;2382329 said:
Alcohol is ultra-controlled and bars, if they serve alcohol other than just beer, close at like 8 or 9 pm. Also beer can't be over 3 or 4% or some shit like that.

Plus it is extremely expensive.
Yep

ßüякε;2382334 said:
I bet you want a cock in your ass.
:lol:
 

Dragon

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Apr 24, 2003
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His name is Daddy Yankee because he was chosen to play for the Yankees but someone shot him and he couldn't play baseball anymore so he decided to become a :gsol: singer
 

.zero

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You know you have a moron on your hands when he names himself "Daddy Yankee." He shouldn't be put in the FEMA Camps, but rather killed on the spot.
I would rather have the people who listen/support anything he does be punished. Because they just encourage him and other people like him and if they go away then he will too.
 

Enron

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Hmm, my pops was talking to a local from Salt Lake and then moved to Maryland, and she said that everything from real estate to food is "half price" in Utah.

But I can see why they would be Jews with regard to alcohol. And not your cousins, the goddamn Mormons.
Cause they're fucking nuts. Mormons are so bad ass that regular christianity wasn't crazy enough for them, so they completely re-wrote the story to be completely like the Bible but take place in North America and have anyone non-white as an evil non-believer. And on top of that, they made up this release clause that says anyone can be a prophet so long as you can read, write, and come up with crazy ideas that you can convincingly argue are god's. Which is why we have Polygamy today and mass murders in the 1800s.
 

Quetzalcoatl

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Cause they're fucking nuts. Mormons are so bad ass that regular christianity wasn't crazy enough for them, so they completely re-wrote the story to be completely like the Bible but take place in North America and have anyone non-white as an evil non-believer. And on top of that, they made up this release clause that says anyone can be a prophet so long as you can read, write, and come up with crazy ideas that you can convincingly argue are god's. Which is why we have Polygamy today and mass murders in the 1800s.
I'm in.
 

.zero

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Cause they're fucking nuts. Mormons are so bad ass that regular christianity wasn't crazy enough for them, so they completely re-wrote the story to be completely like the Bible but take place in North America and have anyone non-white as an evil non-believer. And on top of that, they made up this release clause that says anyone can be a prophet so long as you can read, write, and come up with crazy ideas that you can convincingly argue are god's. Which is why we have Polygamy today and mass murders in the 1800s.
I think that the South Park episode summed it all up rather nicely
 

Dragon

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Apr 24, 2003
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I would rather have the people who listen/support anything he does be punished. Because they just encourage him and other people like him and if they go away then he will too.
He won't go away anytime soon. The style of music he does is huge in LA.

You'll start liking that music whenever some hot latina dances it with you :D
 

Bjerknes

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Cause they're fucking nuts. Mormons are so bad ass that regular christianity wasn't crazy enough for them, so they completely re-wrote the story to be completely like the Bible but take place in North America and have anyone non-white as an evil non-believer. And on top of that, they made up this release clause that says anyone can be a prophet so long as you can read, write, and come up with crazy ideas that you can convincingly argue are god's. Which is why we have Polygamy today and mass murders in the 1800s.
They're morons. They just got the spelling wrong.
 

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