Nenz

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Apr 17, 2008
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I'm the resident renaissance doctor.


What ails you my Son?
I'm poopin, my stomach is aching, I'm hot all over, every part of my body is aching, I just had a hallucination where I was on a party boat that looked like an island and bouncers were chasing after me. Do I have aids?
 

IrishZebra

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Jun 18, 2006
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I'm poopin, my stomach is aching, I'm hot all over, every part of my body is aching, I just had a hallucination where I was on a party boat that looked like an island and bouncers were chasing after me. Do I have aids?
Sounds like an affliction of the food disovling membrane. Did you eat any tainted beat or unprotectedly suckle livestock?
 

Nenz

Senior Member
Apr 17, 2008
10,472
Sounds like an affliction of the food disovling membrane. Did you eat any tainted beat or unprotectedly suckle livestock?
I've been on a diet of two-minute noodles and bananas for the past 4 days:lol:. I reckon its just my body giving up cause I'd only slept like 7 hours in the past few days due to idiocy... you know what I mean.
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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monday morning back at work after a nice long holiday weekend
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FML

I'm poopin, my stomach is aching, I'm hot all over, every part of my body is aching, I just had a hallucination where I was on a party boat that looked like an island and bouncers were chasing after me. Do I have aids?
no you don't have AIDS, don't worry

Burke has AIDS
 

IrishZebra

Western Imperialist
Jun 18, 2006
23,327
I've been on a diet of two-minute noodles and bananas for the past 4 days:lol:. I reckon its just my body giving up cause I'd only slept like 7 hours in the past few days due to idiocy... you know what I mean.
Gorging on such exotic fruits as the Banana hath most probably caused thine affliction my son.

In my expert 15th Century Opinion you require Leeches on the scrotom and some steak of bovine.
 

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