some of the stuff overheard on campus
guy1: ive been really sick lately
guy2: oh, you have the swine flu?
guy1: ya its either that or H1N1
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Girl1: Last year I was walking home and i saw the coolest thing... i saw a Hawk eat a chipmunk
Girl2: Awww!! a hawk as in a baby fox???
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boy 1: so are you going to come by our kegger saturday?
girl: OMG IT WAS INSANE!!!! I was SO drunk, my camera broke, i lost my phone!
boy 2: .... wat? but it hasn't happened yet
boy 1: ...
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At the UCC
girl: why are buffalo wings automatically hotter? is it because the actual buffalo meat is hotter, or is it like a sauce?
guy: youre not allowed to talk until we get home
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in residence
girl 1: hey ____, can you go downstairs and grab me a coke
girl 2: sure
(girl 2 gets the coke and returns back to the room)
girl 1: why did you get me diet coke?
girl 2: it was the only type of coke they had! either this or coca-cola..
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This just an example how dark the future may look
