Then you are at a fucked up uni.What kinda uni students dont have parties every weekend?
My ex gf & i used to fleece the guys at clubs,she would tell them im her bro & they would pay for everything.Drinks,entrance & transport.She used to tell them that if they really wanted her they would wait until she's ready.
Even the druggies at uni would smoke tea bags if money was tight,you bunch are lazy.