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Man, I had a great dinner Saturday night with a whole lot of wine that was older than me (yes, it is possible). A little too much, followed by a lot of armagnac, in fact. :burke:

Oh, what I did to desecrate my bathroom the next morning... unspeakable crimes... it looked like a crime scene at Gitmo. And I felt like my bathroom looked.

Much better now though, thankfully.
 
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    Man, I had a great dinner Saturday night with a whole lot of wine that was older than me (yes, it is possible). A little too much, followed by a lot of armagnac, in fact. :burke:

    Oh, what I did to desecrate my bathroom the next morning... unspeakable crimes... it looked like a crime scene at Gitmo. And I felt like my bathroom looked.

    Much better now though, thankfully.
    Welcome to my daily life, flacker.
    Just my beautiful face.
    I shave my dick every 2 weeks or so, that's always a fun time. If I cut myself though, it bleeds like a sieve for 30 minutes, quite bad.
     

    Red

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    ßüякε;2069415 said:
    I shave my dick every 2 weeks or so, that's always a fun time. If I cut myself though, it bleeds like a sieve for 30 minutes, quite bad.
    I hate shaving.

    Felt like I took half my face off earlier.
     

    Seven

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    Jun 25, 2003
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    I have to know the rules of the road and all of the theory behind driving by Monday. No problem! :D
    It shouldn't be really. You already know a lot of stuff. The only problem is that you have to take into account that the right answers to the questions are usually moronic. Whatever you might think, when someone has lost his lower leg and blood is all over the place, the right thing to do is give the guy a bandage. You do not, I repeat, you do not help him in any way.
     

    The Curr

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    Feb 3, 2007
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    It shouldn't be really. You already know a lot of stuff. The only problem is that you have to take into account that the right answers to the questions are usually moronic. Whatever you might think, when someone has lost his lower leg and blood is all over the place, the right thing to do is give the guy a bandage. You do not, I repeat, you do not help him in any way.
    What you say about the right answers being moronic is definitely true.
     

    Stevie

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    Mar 30, 2003
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    Got back from oxegen festival had a great weekend but i have a very bad hang over and am very tired. i have to start getting back up to date with everything involving Juve, im going to watch the Diego presentation now then il going to bed.

    I have to know the rules of the road and all of the theory behind driving by Monday. No problem! :D
    Good luck with your test ;)
     

    Seven

    In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
    Jun 25, 2003
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    What you say about the right answers being moronic is definitely true.
    It's why I failed the first time. I hadn't really studied everything and I assumed that the logical answer would be the right answer. In most cases it was. Unfortunately I got a very weird series of questions involving lots of chemistry and severe injuries. I suck at chemistry and I gave the actual solutions for medical problems. I was bound to fail really.
     

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