I'm laughing my ass off at the latest spam mail to enter my hotmail junk mail folder:
Subject: Your shy will be vanished along with overweight.
Message: Do not let the desease spoil your life! <link obscured>
Now just what is my "shy", and how do you make it actually vanish? Let alone with "overweight"... Is that all overweight people? Is Overweight some Singaporean rap star I should know about?
Is this some kind of evangelical threat?
Man... I think I've found some sig material...
All your fail are belong to us.