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@swag In my old neighborhood even
He put the con in Rincon.

I didn't hear the bit about him being in Miami now, which is about as cryptodouchetacular as you can get these days.

But 2:30am visiting, not living, in Rincon?? Something smells fishy.

And yeah, crypto bros be popping faster than the national average of rap stars and peeps junked up on fentanyl beauty by Rihanna.

I havent had cable in years but evidently daytime court tv shows picture their viewership as heavily in debt, uneducated, looking for payday loan advances, and trying to file frivolous lawsuits
What the commercials say about the people watching is the best part.
 
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    Damn, it's a five-dollar cab ride from her eyebrows to her hairline.
     

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    Damn, it's a five-dollar cab ride from her eyebrows to her hairline.
    Five dollars for 50 miles sounds like a great deal. At least that's how I interpreted the "50 miles away".

    She must live in Bangladesh.

    Where I believe "la desh" means "my gaping forehead".

    Apparently that's August 3 in the UK, btw:
    https://nationaltoday.com/national-big-forehead-day/

    Thus I know on Aug 3 I'll be somewhere in the jungles of Papua New Guinea, seeking out the hotties with shrunken foreheads.
     

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    He put the con in Rincon.

    I didn't hear the bit about him being in Miami now, which is about as cryptodouchetacular as you can get these days.

    But 2:30am visiting, not living, in Rincon?? Something smells fishy.

    And yeah, crypto bros be popping faster than the national average of rap stars and peeps junked up on fentanyl beauty by Rihanna.
    Btw, this story keeps getting weirder. The guy lives in Miami as a crypto bro there now, visits San Francisco for one day and then gets stabbed at 2:30am in Rincon of all places (who dafuq Airbnbs in Rincon??), and the witness reports say he was bleeding on the street carrying his iPhone (so theft is a very unlikely motive).

    Not that I love conspiracy theories, but that rules everything likely out besides a psychotic rando drug addict on a rampage (always a chance of that in SF) or a targeted hit by some crypto enemies from the Russian underworld.

    I'm smelling the latter. The extra sus part are the tech bros who are giving him a saintly aura in their eulogies ... I suspect he clearly found a way on someone's sh*t list and lives a bit more of a double life than people give him credit for.
     

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    Just found out that tomorrow is a company holiday, God bless America.

    Btw, this story keeps getting weirder. The guy lives in Miami as a crypto bro there now, visits San Francisco for one day and then gets stabbed at 2:30am in Rincon of all places (who dafuq Airbnbs in Rincon??), and the witness reports say he was bleeding on the street carrying his iPhone (so theft is a very unlikely motive).

    Not that I love conspiracy theories, but that rules everything likely out besides a psychotic rando drug addict on a rampage (always a chance of that in SF) or a targeted hit by some crypto enemies from the Russian underworld.

    I'm smelling the latter. The extra sus part are the tech bros who are giving him a saintly aura in their eulogies ... I suspect he clearly found a way on someone's sh*t list and lives a bit more of a double life than people give him credit for.
    These are also generally the type of people that think too highly of themselves, like they're untouchable and immortal with all their money.
     

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    Just found out that tomorrow is a company holiday, God bless America.
    Wot?

    Since when has America taken Good Friday off?

    Yes, we have it off in Portugal. They have it off in the UK. They even have it off in India, for crying out loud. (At least so the Hindu nationalists can burn your Christian church down while you're out on holiday. :snoop:)

    But the USA? It's downright UnAmerican to be getting a day off for Jesus when you aren't selling crap.
     
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    Good Friday is the celebration of the day Jesus Navas was slaughtered by Benfica supporters and brought back with curry powder transported by Brits from India. So, it makes sense they get it off in Portugal, India, and the UK.
     

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    Wot?

    Since when has America taken Good Friday off?

    Yes, we have it off in Portugal. They have it off in the UK. They even have it off in India, for crying out loud. (At least so the Hindu nationalists can burn your Christian church down while you're out on holiday. :snoop:)

    But the USA? It's downright UnAmerican to be getting a day off for Jesus when you aren't selling crap.
    I'd much prefer having the Monday off instead but I'll take it.
     

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