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Tots. There are days I want to sit my ass on Modi’s face and invent new words for UrbanDictionary.com. I feel for you, bro. But at least you ain’t Sri Lanka.
So you signed up for the Sheep Club to make Bezo’s yacht bigger. Nice.
People are already dying just from alcohol poisoning. The heat defo won’t help.
So I’ve been away from the Tuz for a bit because of ongoing work travels, soon vacation travels, and overall craziness.
But last Tuesday I was on a train from Porto back to Lisbon. The first got cancelled because of a strike that day, so we all packed in on an inter-city train. Got through Santarém where it was 43°C. The conductor was cool as a cuke and told us to draw drapes on the sunny side of the train so the underpowered a/c could keep up a little.
Not long after, some American woman goes all Spider-Man on the inside side of the train and tries to pry open a window. Because you know it’s kind of hot inside this packed train, and opening the window to 43°C flaming heat that killed like a thousand Portuguese last week is going to make us all feel that much more comfortable.
Why is it always Americans who do this crap??
Make bank. Nuf said. I’m counting on you. Don’t disappoint me.
Welcome back, brother!!
Much love, my fellow monkey anal probe. May the monkeypox be with you.
Speaking of monkeypox.
Houston invented the term “swamp ass”.
Sharon Tate refuses to leave mine.
So you signed up for the Sheep Club to make Bezo’s yacht bigger. Nice.
People are already dying just from alcohol poisoning. The heat defo won’t help.
So I’ve been away from the Tuz for a bit because of ongoing work travels, soon vacation travels, and overall craziness.
But last Tuesday I was on a train from Porto back to Lisbon. The first got cancelled because of a strike that day, so we all packed in on an inter-city train. Got through Santarém where it was 43°C. The conductor was cool as a cuke and told us to draw drapes on the sunny side of the train so the underpowered a/c could keep up a little.
Not long after, some American woman goes all Spider-Man on the inside side of the train and tries to pry open a window. Because you know it’s kind of hot inside this packed train, and opening the window to 43°C flaming heat that killed like a thousand Portuguese last week is going to make us all feel that much more comfortable.
Why is it always Americans who do this crap??
Make bank. Nuf said. I’m counting on you. Don’t disappoint me.
Welcome back, brother!!
Much love, my fellow monkey anal probe. May the monkeypox be with you.
Speaking of monkeypox.
Houston invented the term “swamp ass”.
Sharon Tate refuses to leave mine.
I allways look forward to gregs multi quote long posts of wise gems.
But I feel for you when you talk about trains to or from Lisbon who get cancelled and you wait or get inside cramped ones in insane heat.
I miss Lisbon and Portugal already, but I am also glad I got out when the heat was getting crazy. My last 2 days there were nuts, 39 and 42. Couldn't barely move outside lol. Felt like a furnace. Glad the first 10 days in Portugal were a a chill 20-28ish weather with good winds in portimao.
Lucky didnt time the vacation (due to the festival) to mid late July. Because I have friends and co workers right now running back home early from Spain, because the heat and the fires due to it gotten nuts over there. People hospitalised or tourists spots closed down so they can't do anything.
But I feel for you when you talk about trains to or from Lisbon who get cancelled and you wait or get inside cramped ones in insane heat.
I miss Lisbon and Portugal already, but I am also glad I got out when the heat was getting crazy. My last 2 days there were nuts, 39 and 42. Couldn't barely move outside lol. Felt like a furnace. Glad the first 10 days in Portugal were a a chill 20-28ish weather with good winds in portimao.
Lucky didnt time the vacation (due to the festival) to mid late July. Because I have friends and co workers right now running back home early from Spain, because the heat and the fires due to it gotten nuts over there. People hospitalised or tourists spots closed down so they can't do anything.
Whoah. That’s intense, Osman. And I know well now of the train cancellation hell of which you speak.
I do like Portugal though. It’s a great hideout for my white American ass… until the Murican tourists invade and blow my cover. But my Portuguese is 100x better than theirs now…
I hope the music festival was great too. I’ve already been to a few this summer without even trying or planning on it at first.
They’re hard to escape here. Such a big part of the culture I find.
That’s asstastic to you, bro.
Good on you then, sir. I can then only asked what Schindler asked of his list: YOU COULD HAVE ORDERED MORE!!! Bezos would have had to sell Blue Origin … not just because he caught his chipmunk-in-a-wig girlfriend riding the top of one of their rockets naked.
I do like Portugal though. It’s a great hideout for my white American ass… until the Murican tourists invade and blow my cover. But my Portuguese is 100x better than theirs now…
I hope the music festival was great too. I’ve already been to a few this summer without even trying or planning on it at first.
They’re hard to escape here. Such a big part of the culture I find. That’s asstastic to you, bro.
Good on you then, sir. I can then only asked what Schindler asked of his list: YOU COULD HAVE ORDERED MORE!!! Bezos would have had to sell Blue Origin … not just because he caught his chipmunk-in-a-wig girlfriend riding the top of one of their rockets naked.
