Oh man. That feeling. Every poop feels like you're being impaled with a thick metal pipe.
Or feeling your ass is hanging out... Of your ass.
Like a Manowar song going on in your rectum.
Be glad you don't know.
Man, I wanna beat myself up. Due to a stupid mistake I missed out on a consultancy gig
Pair of pliers and a blowtorch?
Sorry to hear that.
Those are the experiences you actually learn more from to excel even further
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this one hurts
They truly had more suits than Jacoby & Meyers.
Man, who be personally reppin' them in their new personal injury suit now?
shit barnes died? RIP probably made more appearances in my life than my father

Damn, son. well stated.
Got hammered yesterday with my former boss, ended up wondering in the wrong stairway and couldn't find my way home. That went well.
So it must be Thursday for Lapa?
Btw, Lapa... I must tell you that the most expensive, historically old money, embassy district in Lisbon is known as ... Lapa.
You know I heard the Mayan prediction that the end of world in 2012 was just mistranslated in reality it was 2021
I thought that was silly at first...
Mayan predictions didn't exactly help their cause, did they?
Someone keyed my car... why do people do this shit?
Bummer, man. You caught someone at a low life low point.
The more you win, the more haters you collect. Plus it's just a car.
This is all true.
Haven’t owned a car in 5 years but my next one will be a slab dripping in candy paint
Me neither for 2.5 years.
I do buy this notion that cars be so last century. Like your personal steam engine. You can Elon Musk me all you want, but people in this world need to afford not to own a car.
The 95 Corolla was the chariot of ze god back in the day
sadly that time has come and gone my friends
Ah, and my 1992 Nissan Sentra the same.
Until a 2016 Nissan Sentra decided to take me out.
Watching schitts creek for the first time
I don't get that show. They were giving that show away for free and nobody wanted it, kinda like Kimberly Guilfoyle's vagina.
But in the last couple of years people suddenly got all serious about it and decided its Canada's gift to comedy. (Meanwhile, Rick Moranis is getting the snot beat outta him.)