What Are You Doing Right Now? (184 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You forgot Africa, I’m sure they disallow ear cropping there while being okay with vagina mutilation. I still think circumsision is way bigger of a deal.

And yeah, those wages are fucked. I legit make more than some celebrities in Albania, it’s fucked. But there is an insane amount of dirty money so that evens it all out.

Yea, mad truth.

Agreed.

There is no good reason for a mentally competent adult to defecate in a co workers shoes. None.

Disagree.

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[ALC]

There is no good reason for a mentally competent adult to defecate in a co workers shoes. None.

If they did something that actually makes it worthwhile then report them and i guess if that is not enough and you are the type of person who makes regrettable decisions fight them but pooping in the shoes?

I really really hope Fresh just made the story up or imagined it happened when he was in the privacy of his home, high on sizzurp, and shitting in his own shoes.


Maybe it is just me but that is so outside something I would do. I remember when that story about the astronaut love triangle when some jaded female astronaut drove across several states to kill another astronaut's girlfriend. The part of the story which stuck out the most to me was that she wore a diaper during her drive so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom.

I can empathize with the desire to kill someone you used to date but I cannot even fathom shitting myself along the drive to do so.

that’s a crazy ass bitch right there.

And it’s Fr3sh, dude. He was probably blazed as fuck, too lazy to walk to the bathroom so he just found the closest thing nearby that would conceal his shit.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

So me cutting out bathroom breaks by wearing a diaper to work is the way to get promoted?

My dad told me to dress for the job you want instead of the job you have.

So, I started wearing a space suit to work.

 

[ALC]

So me cutting out bathroom breaks by wearing a diaper to work is the way to get promoted?

@Dru is meant for the manufacturing world. Imagine if people had to wear diapers to work, it would cut out maintenance costs while increasing throughput. I might have to pitch this at one of my meetings.

 

[Osman]

That's called will/drive to succeed and not let anything impede your path

I bet Cristiano Ronaldo knows something about wearing a diaper as an adult

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

 

[.zero]

Sinbad always makes me feel better about things

 

[X Æ A-12]

Trump Supporters

Trump supporters poo in shoes or you should poo in their shoes?

My dad told me to dress for the job you want instead of the job you have.

@Dru is meant for the manufacturing world. Imagine if people had to wear diapers to work, it would cut out maintenance costs while increasing throughput. I might have to pitch this at one of my meetings.

Word but the company should supply the diapers. I heard that is what the Amazon protests are about.

 

[.zero]

Waiting for the dullahs

 

[pitbull]

There is no good reason for a mentally competent adult to defecate in a co workers shoes. None.

lack of imagination, surely there must be a few

 

[Post Ironic]

Wait so this did actually happen, and not for a worthwhile reason but because someone insulted Guti howler and then he got fired cause a "friend" snitched on him.

Jesus Christ, @Fresh

I really hope you were not older than 16 when this happened.

The scariest part is that @Fr3sh is a teacher now...

 

[Fr3sh]

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and it did happen, wasn't because of guti, didn't get fired either

 

[pitbull]

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and it did happen, wasn't because of guti, didn't get fired either

how did you get out of it, the good old unexpected, unbearable diarrhea? I used to work at the local opera, whenever someone missed his scene due to drinking too much it was always the diarrhea

 

[.zero]

how did you get out of it, the good old unexpected, unbearable diarrhea? I used to work at the local opera, whenever someone missed his scene due to drinking too much it was always the diarrhea

Facts

It's the only reason why I miss scenes at the opera

 

[X Æ A-12]

The scariest part is that @Fr3sh is a teacher now...

He is probably lying about that too.

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and it did happen, wasn't because of guti, didn't get fired either

I don't believe you now. No way you can shit in someone's shoes and not get fired. At least not in civilized world.

I used to work at the local opera, whenever someone missed his scene due to drinking too much it was always the diarrhea

Such is life in Latvia.

 

[.zero]

You'd be surprised

 

[pitbull]

Such is life in Latvia.

that professional musicians tend to have problems with alcohol? such is life everywhere

 

[Fred]

Yeah. Plenty of people here working for 230-250e.



Yeah. It's really insane and sad.



Me not being in EU makes everything really hard btw.

lol. I don't need much to be happy. I'd sing for 700-800e. Your wages are crazy.

Yeah those are extortoniate level prices for publishing, but if you dont have a better option, what else can you do but save up?

But saving up sounds tasking. Because thats crazy low average salaries (if you have high expenses as you said, cant be for real can it?), its like they are punishing their citizens, who can save up with such shite?


I have 2600 euros a month and I been acting like a spoilt brat past months to get my boss to raise it lol (reminding him I declined 3000 a month last year for promise of a raise, when I really didnt take it just because I hate the idea of moving elsewhere for just a job).



I recommend you go to Norway if possible to work for a little while, those mofos earn GOOD bank in even most minor of jobs.

Yeah but you are a Tuz 1 percenter

Id comment, but im too tired of @Seven and @Post Ironic labelling me a rich boy

 

[Seven]

Id comment, but im too tired of @Seven and @Post Ironic labelling me a rich boy

Lol. Osman and Dusan were talking about money they get in exchange for work they do, not monthly interest income.

 

[Fred]

Lol. Osman and Dusan were talking about money they get in exchange for work they do, not monthly interest income.

See, thats what im talking about. I work hard for my money asshole :groan: