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Sep 4, 2006
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So I recently met with this guy who represents another company in Turlock.

We went to lunch and this guy asks me if I want to buy some raffle tickets to support some cause being put on by his daughter's high school. I said sure whatever and bought a few tickets didn't realize until after I bought the tickets that the raffle prize from the school district is an AR15. Second place is some old shotgun.

Murica!!
 

DAiDEViL

Senior Member
Feb 21, 2015
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It's pissing down. I need to go to a party now. Soemone entertain until the rain has stopped @<a href="http://www.juventuz.com/member.php?u=15709" target="_blank">Fr3sh</a> @<a href="http://www.juventuz.com/member.php?u=19729" target="_blank">DAiDEViL</a> @cunts
You made out of sugar or what?

Walk through the rain singing.

 

swag

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Sep 23, 2003
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So I recently met with this guy who represents another company in Turlock.

We went to lunch and this guy asks me if I want to buy some raffle tickets to support some cause being put on by his daughter's high school. I said sure whatever and bought a few tickets didn't realize until after I bought the tickets that the raffle prize from the school district is an AR15. Second place is some old shotgun.

Murica!!
When you win it, just tell them you don’t need a bag and will use it there.

Have you seen my hairstyle? SLick back side-part do not work with rain :klin:
Consider laminating.
 

Maddy

Oracle of Copenhagen
Jul 10, 2009
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Girls no longer care for your hair once you drop down your pants and show them your girly smooth ass.
I got a small dick tho, so when they go around me, they run away :sad:

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Consider laminating.
btw. awesoem "report" from last night. Altho it looked liek you were parked among the seniors.

So I'm hitting up Lissabon soemtiem in late november/early december for a research trip regarding the legalisation of drugs in Portugal; experiences to learn from etc.

Can you recommend me a couple of places to visit that are musts, but unknown for the "typical" tourist guide?
 

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