What Are You Doing Right Now? (174 Viewers)

[.zero]

You should increase the flash on your camera

 

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[ALC]

And what about the others?

the others are too speechless by my monster dong

 

[.zero]

Does your dong smell or smoke?

 

[swag]

Bong dong?

 

[Enron]

Well there goes another bottle of tequila.

 

[swag]

Is that like a Mexican colloquialism for when you first meet your blind date with a muy feo niña?

 

[Enron]

Is that like a Mexican colloquialism for when you first meet your blind date with a muy feo niña?

Pretty much. Or when you meet a sweet señorita and find out she's been knocked up twice.

 

[Ragazza]

Yeah, seriously. What a bunch of weak pussies. It's not like we smell like BO. I've had girls tell me they like the smokey smell

He said he has asthma, I think that's a valid excuse.

I used to not be able to stand the smell either, but since my husband and most of his side of the family are smokers, plus I live in Vegas where it perpetually smells of smoke, I've kinda gotten used to it.

 

[Nzoric]

He said he has asthma, I think that's a valid excuse.

I used to not be able to stand the smell either, but since my husband and most of his side of the family are smokers, plus I live in Vegas where it perpetually smells of smoke, I've kinda gotten used to it.

Don't tell me this doesn't get you wet

 

[Maddy]

What is this?
@Red We have already been threw you sick obsession with Scottish Football.

You mind shutting the fuck up? No body cares about Aberdeen, besides y'all wankers.

Saddening isn't it, that Celtic can gather more support than you Sheep Shaggers?!

THIS IS 'TUZ! So now SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Juventus is the love. Not a sad scottish football team.

So shut up, turd muffin!
@Lion!

Forza Juve!

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Oh, and shut the fuck up with terrorism! You dildo got Che Guevara as an Avatar. Get a grip before I teach you about history and politics as I did when you didn't get the history of Britain!

 

[swag]

40+ proof doesn't suit you, Maddy.

 

[Maddy]

40+ proof doesn't suit you, Maddy.

Settle down hoem bhoy!

You know I luv you.

 

[swag]

 

[Maddy]

Meanwhile I'm fucking mad this girl rejected me tonight. That's ain't an everyday occurrence.

But damn she was cute and intelligent. Rejected me 'cus I couldn't answer whether or nor I wanted to sleep with her. Smart girl! No is a rejection of her physical presence. A yes is a shallow acceptance of her physical presence.

Girl was too bright for tomorrow. Fuck me. Then girl be like.. I like your didactics, but you seem dumb Fuck her!

I think I'm in love :love:

<3

Got a date with her Wednesday next week :xfinger:

Fucking this up and I deserve sleeping with the Badass and DP84 of the World.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

M'kay.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Why did Maddy give his password to Salvo?

 

[Fr3sh]

Meanwhile I'm fucking mad this girl rejected me tonight. That's ain't an everyday occurrence.

But damn she was cute and intelligent. Rejected me 'cus I couldn't answer whether or nor I wanted to sleep with her. Smart girl! No is a rejection of her physical presence. A yes is a shallow acceptance of her physical presence.

Girl was too bright for tomorrow. Fuck me. Then girl be like.. I like your didactics, but you seem dumb Fuck her!

I think I'm in love :love:

<3

Got a date with her Wednesday next week :xfinger:

Fucking this up and I deserve sleeping with the Badass and DP84 of the World.

Do it, do it once and well. And play this while you're doing, I guarantee it'll be the best sex you'll both have.


The Prince version (original) is just as sexeeh

You're welcome

Why did Maddy give his password to Salvo?

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[Seven]

Meanwhile I'm fucking mad this girl rejected me tonight. That's ain't an everyday occurrence.

But damn she was cute and intelligent. Rejected me 'cus I couldn't answer whether or nor I wanted to sleep with her. Smart girl! No is a rejection of her physical presence. A yes is a shallow acceptance of her physical presence.

Girl was too bright for tomorrow. Fuck me. Then girl be like.. I like your didactics, but you seem dumb Fuck her!

I think I'm in love :love:

<3

Got a date with her Wednesday next week :xfinger:

Fucking this up and I deserve sleeping with the Badass and DP84 of the World.

If you can't answer that what are you doing with her in the first place?

 

[Azzurri7]

If you can't answer that what are you doing with her in the first place?

Good question.

Odd thing is that she asked him and not vice versa

 

[Dostoevsky]

Maddy is on drugs. Or at least he was last night.