What Are You Doing Right Now? (178 Viewers)

[swag]

You need to start a driving school: Drive Like The Sheik

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[swag]

Play with it.

I thought you Danes had buttplugs for that.

 

[ALC]

And a career is more important than family?

And what if both parents wants a "career"? What do you do then?

Daycare?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

A fat virgin livin' with his mom?

Great!

just kiddin

I'm not ashamed of any of that, so it's cool.

You need to start a driving school: Drive Like The Sheik

Honestly, if more people here drove like how I do, then our traffic would be much more tolerable and there'd be fewer accidents. Most drivers here are selfish, impatient boneheads!

 

[.zero]

Looks like Riccardo Montolivo's mother.

Her innards???

 

[swag]

Her innards???

You can't see the direct genetic line of inheritance? He clearly has her hair.

 

[.zero]

Modern science coupled with technology never ceases to amaze me

 

[JCK]

Do you guys get paid paternity leave? We get it here for full year, its nice, no?

It's not a full year, it's actually 480 days per child. Nice is not enough to describe it.

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6 weeks? I get 4 weeks paid vacation, like most if not the whole country (can get 2 weeks unpaid to, or longer leaves for various reasons, but another matter). Only ones who get more then 4 weeks paid vacations are execs or higher management positions prolly (a friend of mine gets 2 months paid vacation, but slimey mofo works in a bank).

25 days is the minimum amount of vacation for permanent contracts. State employees get more days the more they work and the older they get,

 

[IliveForJuve]

I don't know what happened to a friend. The guy came back from Argentina after a few months and he's just weird now.

We were smoking weed last night and he started saying incoherent stuff at random moments. Then I think he started thinking my other friend and I were siding against him which we never did.

Could it be because he's 23 years old, didn't go to college, never had a job and all he does is mooch off his parents?

 

[.zero]

Maybe he got mad cow disease from eating so much beef while in Argentina

 

[ZoSo]

mad beef disease

 

[.zero]

Too bad steak and burgers are just oh so delicious

 

[X Æ A-12]

I don't know what happened to a friend. The guy came back from Argentina after a few months and he's just weird now.

We were smoking weed last night and he started saying incoherent stuff at random moments. Then I think he started thinking my other friend and I were siding against him which we never did.

Could it be because he's 23 years old, didn't go to college, never had a job and all he does is mooch off his parents?

probably bipolar. avoid.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

mad beef disease

mad hoes on my dick

 

[ZoSo]

u got beef m8?

 

[Nzoric]

Ofcourse he is, she got suckered. Usually thats reversed, my mother loses her shit (rightfully) whenever dad who usually is a savvy hardass, goes into Ikea or eletronic store randomly. He gets back with absolute shit thats the new it thing that they dont need.

I just spent my entire morning talking to the salea guy who sold her the tv. Looks like the internet tv they watch only works on Samsung Smart TV. I got back with a better tv and a chromecast - but it wasnt easy. I was like Constanza with the car salesman.

 

[Tommy]

Too bad steak and burgers are just oh so delicious

hindu disapproves

 

[swag]

Too bad steak and burgers are just oh so delicious

Coincidentally, I binged on steak and burgers this weekend. I am mad for mad cow.

Corvadt and BSE be damned.

 

[.zero]

hindu disapproves

Kaminey

 

[Red]

Kaminey

You seen this?


No.1 player in the world four-putted the same green in consecutive rounds over the weekend.

Jolly amusing.