What Are You Doing Right Now? (267 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Or pound that pud.

 

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[Ocelot]

Lucky, you were saved from participating in this.

im beginning to wonder if ocelot made everyon C roles just to fuck with us

I could see Ocelot doing that.

Ocelot

Pssssht or I'll autolynch y'all.

 

[ALC]

Got pulled over for speeding by a superhot cop and she let me go with a warning.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Sooooweeet. Masters is good. Anything more than that, shoot yourself in the forehead.

Have you seen one of these?

https://twitter.com/PRNSA/status/494530074624802816/photo/1

it looks cool

 

[ALC]

I thought it was some weird condom or upside down dreidel, not an animal.

 

[Dostoevsky]

There were/are tons of them

https://twitter.com/RossWhippo/status/493253331066687489/photo/1

 

[Hust]

Wife and mom are having tea-time with all their girl friends for a girls day.


I'm home for the next 4 hours. Tuz, I'm all yours.

 

[ZoSo]

dat 2am krispy kremes

 

[swag]

Got pulled over for speeding by a superhot cop and she let me go with a warning.

Any selfies with her cleavage in her low-cut uniform and mirrored sunglasses?

Have you seen one of these?

https://twitter.com/PRNSA/status/494530074624802816/photo/1

it looks cool

Nuh uh. Look like alien contact lenses.

There were/are tons of them

https://twitter.com/RossWhippo/status/493253331066687489/photo/1

I'd tell you this means it's the end of the world, but then I'd have to disappoint Andy by not fully supporting the Obama administration.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Never trust a woman who escaped from your basement.

Lesson to learn.

 

[Maddy]

Never trust a woman

Fixed.

 

[Dostoevsky]

You're filled with wisdom.

 

[Maddy]

Learned it the hard way

 

[ALC]

Learned it the hard way

So did the women in your basement.

 

[swag]

You're filled with wisdom.

And semen.

 

[Maddy]

And semen.

Well, if it isn't the Bukkake Protagonist talking

 

[Post Ironic]

http://www.aspworldtour.com/events/2014/wct/692/vans-us-open-of-surfing

 

[Hust]

Watching Expendables 3

 

[JuveJay]

http://www.aspworldtour.com/events/2014/wct/692/vans-us-open-of-surfing

Why does Hawaii compete separately from the US? Sheer number of competitors?

 

[Post Ironic]

Why does Hawaii compete separately from the US? Sheer number of competitors?

Yep. There are so many good Hawaiian surfers that they are counted as separate. Plus prior to 1959 statehood they were considered a separate entity. So they just kept that rule.

Terrible waves at the event today. I'm glad I'm not out surfing.