Wings

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Jul 15, 2002
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Fooking hypochondriacs :D I usually ignore the symptoms as long as I can. Mostly they just disappear. Was a bit of a hypochondriac when I was younger though.
 

Nzoric

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Jan 16, 2011
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Fooking hypochondriacs :D I usually ignore the symptoms as long as I can. Mostly they just disappear. Was a bit of a hypochondriac when I was younger though.
Oh I do the same thing, it's just if you google "headache" and click through a few other links you will be diagnosed with cancer.
 

Ragazza

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Jul 22, 2013
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I've never googled my symptoms without diagnosing myself with cancer.
Yeah. A couple years ago I had a cough that wouldn't go away, so I freaked and thought I had throat cancer or something. I went to a ear/nose/throat doctor and was assured that wasn't it, and it went away on its own after a while. I also get chronic headaches and I used to be paranoid I had a brain tumor.
 
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Apr 12, 2004
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    matter of days now before RUS gets strapped and shoots up the politburo
    :lol:
    I feel like shit. I think I've convinced myself I have lymphoma. Fucking google.
    Nah, it's probably something mild, like diabetes.
    Yeah I did on Monday. Im going back tomorrow as my lymph node is still swollen. It's only been a week but I want to go again.
    This time, don't go to an Abo.
    Hangover. Bought coffee, spilled that on my chest, that lousy cup should be banned like RUS. Started to drink beer.
    :) Makes me happy to see.
     

    Nzoric

    Grazie Mirko
    Jan 16, 2011
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    Aaaaand now food poisoning accompanied with vomiting and me shitting through the eye of a needle.

    Great past couple of days.
    :lol:

    I know the feel brah. Was supposed to have a checkup on my injured shoulder. I go to the doctor, take off my shirt and he just gasps and asks me "how long has this looked like that" pointing at a mole on my back.

    So here I am, smoking a cigarette with stitches on my back wondering if I have cancer.
     

    ZoSo

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    Jul 11, 2011
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    :lol: everyone is fucked up

    I've had eustachian tube dysfunction (from a cold and/or bronchitis) for the past month and a bit which along with fucked up feeling ears and my head sounding like a washing machine when I move my jaw (ears full of fluid) it's given me constant ringing in the ears too... it's quite a bit better now but when I first got it it was so loud I couldn't even sleep, like my whole head was ringing and vibrating.

    Plus I was sick for about a month until about a week ago too and was so fatigued all the time. Still have a cough though. I also had a chest x-ray and there was a small dark spot on one lung but luckily they're fine and normal. How can I forget the seasonal affective disorder to go along with it too.

    Thankfully I'm feeling mostly fine now besides some fluid and ringing in the ears and a cough.
     

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