What Are You Doing Right Now? (208 Viewers)

[ALC]

Across the street from the place I'm going, is an actual white-trash themed karaoke bar. They serve all their drinks out of jars & their menu consists of typical fattening American food.

i've never had a drink served out of a jar but i think i would like it. no idea why tho.

 

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[Ragazza]

That's is so hipster.

http://www.smoothasbutter.com/

"Butter is unparalleled in our ground breaking application of the latest in radiated cuisine. Tasty, homecooked selections just like your babysitter used to make.

Utilizing multiple microwaves, our trailer chef is capable of a dazzling array of dishes skillfully prepared using just the right power settings and timing sequences.

Butter's bar was created from the ground up, with a constant eye on providing the perfect complimentary beverage pairings to our unique cuisine. We serve only the freshest Pabst Blue Ribbon on tap and a wide selection of 16 oz. tallboy canned beers.

Also exclusively available at Butter, are a host of cocktails prepared with nutritious Grape and Strawberry sodas for our increasingly health conscious clientele.

Butter also features our infamous R.V. - quite possibly the most generous pour of Red Bull & Vodka in town."

 

[Osman]

I just go to have a few drinks & dance like an idiot, then blame the drinks for not knowing how to dance.

White people in a nutshell


Lately there's not been anything funnier then challenging drunk white chicas to dance to this


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fistpumping!

Smack yourself silly this very instance.

 

[ALC]

White people in a nutshell


Lately there's not been anything funnier then challenging drunk white chicas to dance to this


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Smack yourself silly this very instance.

just because you're black doesn't mean you know how to dance.

 

[Osman]

Duh, thats very very true (doesnt matter aslong as you are having fun, even if you are obvlivious to how "entertaining" you are to others lol), doesnt change the fact the fact its hilariously awkward to see some hot chick start dancing so proudly and making you lol uintentionally, and they tend to be white for obvious geographical reasons.

 

[alexjuventino]

Ive never went to a club either but im only 18

 

[VUCIMata10]

been to a lot of clubs in italy, got in with my cousins

 

[.zero]

Dru, you sound like a fag.

Everyone knows it's because you have no power in your core, and your legs are as thin as angel hair pasta.

Thanks sparky

Ah, I remember doing that for a while.

Meant everything was through the shot too early, which meant the club face was open at impact and the ball squirted right.

Think I fixed it just by really focusing on keeping very still through the downswing.

Lost me some distance for a little while, but was able to gradually build that back up once I'd rediscovered a solid base and regained confidence.

Yes I need get my basics corrected

 

[Ragazza]

Ive never went to a club either but im only 18

I never went to a club until I was old enough to drink. Clubbing sober doesn't sound fun to me.

And this night is starting out lovely already, missed the train so I have to wait for the next one.

 

[ALC]

Duh, thats very very true (doesnt matter aslong as you are having fun, even if you are obvlivious to how "entertaining" you are to others lol), doesnt change the fact the fact its hilariously awkward to see some hot chick start dancing so proudly and making you lol uintentionally, and they tend to be white for obvious geographical reasons.

i was just kidding but yeah, girls who don't know how to dance crack me up too. me probably being one of them.

this one girl was trying to dance with a hula hoop and tried to make it spin around her neck. looked ridiculous but all that matters is having fun.

 

[ZoSo]

Weirdest high rever, freaking out alone eating orange chocolate and watching pacific rim. Shit it INTENSE

orange chocolate and pacific rim.. marry me

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I don't get dancing. It's just exaggerated, rhythmic movement either way.

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Never got to see Pacific Rim

 

[VUCIMata10]

how can i change my username, everyone thinks mata means juan mata lol, its the first 4 letters of my last name

 

[ALC]

orange chocolate and pacific rim.. marry me

I know Greg will say this if I don't, but that sounds like sexual euphemisms about eating someone's bloody poop.

I don't get dancing. It's just exaggerated, rhythmic movement either way.

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Never got to see Pacific Rim

 

[ZoSo]

I know Greg will say this if I don't, but that sounds like sexual euphemisms about eating someone's bloody poop.

indeed it does, or rimming orange bum. good pickup.

 

[Ragazza]

Why the hell am I in a pizza shop at 1am being subjected to Miss Simpatia music videos?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Why the hell am I in a pizza shop at 1am being subjected to Miss Simpatia music videos?

Cos you're a stupid ho!

 

[Ragazza]

Hey ho, let's go

 

[Gep]

how can i change my username, everyone thinks mata means juan mata lol, its the first 4 letters of my last name

Seeing as the only Mata in football is his name and he also wears #10. I can guess why.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Right, so found out that the best place to be is pantless under a blanket wondering "what the hell am I going to do now?".

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Opening choir is weird as shit, but kind of cool

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( oh and I gots teh job, she called me from a pub to tell me that in person at 21ish. )

So, you're going to be one of the most annoying people on Earth.