What Are You Doing Right Now? (194 Viewers)

[ALC]

You have the freest pissers in the world, I bet.

all that freedom beer.

Have public toilets been closed due to the government shutdown?

Public toilets here consist of porta potties, and you rarely see them anyways unless you're at an event. So no, I don't think they have been shut down.

 

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[Hængebøffer]

Why would I not have a 1500 dollar bike? A present for my 18th birthday.


Jeg er i fucking Herlev nu. Der sidder en ginger i gangsta tøj og hører Eminem på sine hvide Beats telefoner. Det kan godt være jeg ender med at overnatte på stationen....

HERLEV! SÅ KNEP MIG DOG I RØVEN OG KALD MIG CARSTEN.

I've never paid more than two glasses of red wine for my bikes.

 

[JuveJay]

I've never paid more than two glasses of red wine for my bikes.

Danish humour, I see it.

 

[.zero]

in america you pee how you want.

Word bond

 

[Hængebøffer]

I'm not kidding.

 

[swag]

Have you considered a tasteful re-enactment of the Munich air disaster in the departure lounge?

As long as I can pull it off without purchasing a Manchowder United kit, I'm in!!

 

[JuveJay]

I'm not kidding.

As I've just been informed.

 

[Nzoric]

Danish humour, I see it.

He means that he prefers to steal them

 

[Hængebøffer]

He means that he prefers to steal them

I'm not.

 

[Ragazza]

I simply forgot my 1500 dolllar bike in the train as I was leaving. Simply forgot because I was chatting with some mediocre bitch. How stupid can you ve, seriously. K hope I get reincarnated as Turk_Bianconero as a punishment for this behaviour.

Sorry to hear man, hope you can get it back somehow. I know it sounds ridiculous at the moment but don't put yourself down so much about it, I mean I've lost track of the easily avoidable stupid shit I've done in my life. Sucks that it had to be such an expensive mistake though.

 

[.zero]

Hey pasties

 

[Tommy]

:burke:

 

[.zero]

How are you really feeling Tommy?

 

[Tommy]

:burke:

 

[Kate]

@JuveJay what is that avatar?

 

[JuveJay]

@JuveJay what is that avatar?

Fabio Quagliahood, he robs from the rich and gives to the poor.

 

[.zero]

 

[Kate]

Fabio Quagliahood, he robs from the rich and gives to the poor.

Nice.

 

[Jem83]

@JuveJay what is that avatar?

hi

 

[Kate]

hi

Oh God