What Are You Doing Right Now? (212 Viewers)

[Dostoevsky]

Before hi arthritis I would walk my dog 7.5km better thinking time than any other excercise IMO

Yeah, when there's a lot of stuff going on I like taking a long walk. It clears my mind.

That sounded like an exert from Forrest Gump

 

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[Kate]

Apparently Maddy is failing at getting his D wet.

Aww, poor thing. I had sex today, it was great.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Nah..

But one girl is messing with mah head. That's true.

You got a lot to learn, my young padawan

 

[swag]

Myself and Adonis are sexually frustrated. Soren wants kids, Swag wants to eat people


What bit are you having difficulty with?

Some parts are edible.

Why were you walking for 7km?

At least every day.

 

[Osman]

Nah..

But one girl is messing with mah head. That's true.

If she is being a tease, then thats half the fun, aslong as you know you will eventually get there. But if its too work for nothing, then just tell her, in the wise words of Luda:

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You got a lot to learn, my young padawan

No one ever teaches that in school.

 

[Maddy]

You got a lot to learn, my young padawan

Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken…about a great many things.

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Star Ward quotes.
@Søren Krarup and I have just called upon the Curse of the Virgin.

 

[Osman]

I liked when you guys were accidently quoting Forrest Gump instead of this úber nerdery. No wonder you are in dry season.

 

[swag]

Young Padoin don't know jack.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken…about a great many things.

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Star Ward quotes.
@Søren Krarup and I have just called upon the Curse of the Virgin.

No, it's Stard Wars. If a girl is messing with you, you haven't been a big enough pig with your deck.

 

[IliveForJuve]

First day of school My schedule sucks big time but some of my new classmates are smoking hawt.

Can't wait for the first party of the semester!

 

[Hængebøffer]

I liked when you guys were accidently quoting Forrest Gump instead of this úber nerdery. No wonder you are in dry season.

I once got laid wearing an elf costume - Star Wars should be no problem.

 

[Maddy]

First day of school My schedule sucks big time but some of my new classmates are smoking hawt.

Can't wait for the first party of the semester!

A shame you'll be closer to your maids hairy minge than the hot girls.

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No, it's Stard Wars. If a girl is messing with you, you haven't been a big enough pig with your deck.

Kiddo. This ain't High School. It's all about the game.

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I once got laid wearing an elf costume - Star Wars should be no problem.

I once got laid looking like Nick Carter 90s version

:awyeah:

 

[Osman]

I once got laid wearing an elf costume - Star Wars should be no problem.

Thats something someone should ever ever admit to, despite the result of it.

 

[Hængebøffer]

 

[swag]

I once got laid wearing an elf costume - Star Wars should be no problem.

Must have been a reindeer.

 

[Maddy]

Performing the Oompa Loompa while giving the D would be awesome

 

[IliveForJuve]

A shame you'll be closer to your maids hairy minge than the hot girls.

At least she'll let me put my ding-a-ling in her vagina.

 

[Völler]

At least she'll let me put my ding-a-ling in her vagina.

You shouldn't have posted the pic.

 

[IliveForJuve]

You shouldn't have posted the pic.

Shut it. I would never put my dick in that.